WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE WITH ANDY COHEN -- Episode 14101 -- Pictured: Luann D'Agostino -- (Photo by: Charles Sykes/Bravo)

With The Real Housewives Of New York’s trip to Mexico just around the corner, Luann D’Agostino is gathering her wits and her statement necklaces about her for the dysfunctional adventure ahead. She says she’s excited to see footage roll of the ladies’ shenanigans (including her falling down the steps…into the bushes…from grace), but that she wishes Bethenny Frankel and Ramona Singer would just put their drama behind them. (HA!)

Luann reflects, “Over the past nine years, I’ve taken some amazing trips with the ladies. We’ve ridden camels, skied, partied in clubs with pirates (and on sandbars), and stayed in some incredible houses, so I’m excited to go to Mexico with the girls. Ramona’s going no matter what and hopefully she will behave.”

Luann also understands why Bethenny was hesitant to invite Crazy Eyes Pinot to her business-related distillery tour. She comments in her blog, “I can see why Bethenny wouldn’t want to include Ramona in the excursion to the tequila makers after she insulted Bethenny’s business (and her wine) on our trip to Vermont. The last thing any of us wants is for Ramona to ruin a seven-course dinner and tequila pairing. Ramona plus tequila could get interesting!”

Dorinda [Medley] suggested to Ramona that she blames her outbursts on the booze,” continues Luann, “but I think liquor only adds fuel to her Ramotional fire. I’ve decided to go for the entire trip, and that means Ramona’s coming along for the duration as well! I’m sure Bethenny’s going to be thrilled…LOL! I plan to pack bikinis, statement necklaces and a positive attitude for this trip! Whatever Bethenny has planned for us, I’m in!”

When it comes to the feud between Ramona and Bethenny, Luann suggests they just lay down their swords and “lift each other up, not tear each other down,” which is kind of like asking Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna to just be cool, man mmmkay? As in: It’s not gonna happen.

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She adds “When Bethenny and Ramona insult each other’s businesses, they both forget how hard they worked to get where they are today. Respecting the past is key to embracing the future.” Oh, Luann – just stick to using your rose colored glasses to gaze lovingly at your very suspicious husband. These chicks are beyond self-help tropes.

Luann also thinks everyone should just let Tinsley make her own tragic mistakes – and kiss as many men she chooses! She writes, “Tinsley Mortimer is new at the dating game (obviously), and I’m sure she’ll eventually meet her match. Scott, the techie, looks like a good start. He was adorable with her and they seem to have good chemistry. I wish her all the best and hope that her move to a hotel will give her the space to get her head together. Who wouldn’t want to live like Eloise for a little while?”

But hotels will have to wait, for Tinsley will need to survive a group trip with these wackos first! Luann seems in good spirits about what’s to come, closing her blog by cheering. “Until next week, viva la Mexico!”


Photo Credit: Charles Sykes/Bravo

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