Even though Real Housewives of New Jersey doesn’t return until October 4, the taglines are finally here!
Unfortunately, Danielle Staub did not receive full time status so the fandom isn’t blessed with a tagline from the returning cast member. Aside from the blatant absence of tagline from Danielle, the rest serve as a preview of what to expect from the rest of the ladies this season.
E! News shared the Season 8 tag lines for the five New Jersey Housewives.
After creating an iconic reality TV moment when she flipped that table, Teresa Giudice became known for her hot temper. That’s why it was surprising when she discovered a passion for yoga while she was serving her prison sentence. Fittingly enough, her tagline combines the fiery Teresa the viewers have watched over the years with her newfound zen: “If you’re not about the namaste, get the hell out of my way.” Very Dina Manzo Season 6 of her. Just as reminder, Dina’s tagline for her return was “I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches!”
Say what you want about Melissa Gorga, but no one can disagree that she is very persistent about her personal branding when it comes to her fashion boutique Envy by Melissa Gorga. So of course she managed to slip the word “envy” into her tagline: “The only life I envy is my own.” There’s only room for one clothing store on this show. Sorry, Posche.
Dolores Catania’s tagline is “Look loyalty up in the dictionary and you’ll find my face,” which immediately made me flash back to the moment in the Season 8 trailer when Teresa said “you should have fucking stood up for me” and Dolores screamed, “I did stand up for you? When is it enough?”
Siggy Flicker has always been very open about her cosmetic enhancements. She even filmed her first scene on the show post face lift, struggling to sip lobster bisque with a straw, so it’s only logical that her tag line is “My motto is: Know your worth. Leave the rest to your plastic surgeon.”
Then there’s the newest cast member Margaret Josephs who has set herself up to market some pigtail-related message shirts with : “I bring the power, the pigtails, and the party.” After some somber seasons, New Jersey can definitely use some party- that’s for sure.
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