In last night’s installment of The Hunger Games: MockingShade 2, the ladies of Real Housewives Of Atlanta insulted each other on every level, then took a break to pass a dildo between their caftans on a beach, and then returned to insulting each other on every level. I like my Housewives classy like that!
We’re at dinner where Claudia Jordan is a whore and NeNe Leakes is fat with seething jealousy and shops at Ross. Now Claudia, you can read NayNay, but please don’t read Ross! I have gotten many things at Ross, including fabulous glasses made to look like Solo Cups! NeNe snaps that her dress is “RUNWAY!” Because when you got them coins they make RUNWAY in your size. That must be the reason NeNe’s dress looks like leftover remains of a circus tent in a Project Runway challenge. “Auf wiedersehen,” Ms. Leakes.
Claudia rips NeNe for her plastic “hair hat” glued to her head. T’is true – for someone so very rich NeNe has the worst wigs – she may have coins, but she does not use them to pay a hair gay!
Claudia Jordan‘s toes may be allowed to disrespect her but nobody else is – and that includes NeNe Leakes! The veteran and the newbie faced off in an epic (and vitriolic) war of words which has only escalated in the media and on twitter.
Claudia says she has no interest in allowing NeNe to bully her and she is saddened that the original Real Housewives Of Atlanta star isn’t using her platform to set a better example!
“It’s sad because NeNe has a huge following… and when she makes comments that I am a whore without any kind of proof, or just saying it to be mean, it can be really damaging. Woman have got to stop doing that to each other,” Claudia seethed. “There’s a lot of things I know about a lot of people, but I’m not just gonna go there. I am not going to sit there and be bullied! I am not going to let people do that to me.”
The Real Housewives Of Atlanta star and owner of The Bailey Agency announced that she will be bringing to the masses a brand new collection of glasses for all of us to enjoy. Yet another product to add to the Bravo Home Shopping Network, cause LensCrafters doesn’t have enough options…
Cynthia hosted a casting call to find models for the new campaign and asked followers to weigh-in on the best looks. “Thanks to everyone who attending the casting call for my @CynthiaBaileyEyewear campaign. Here are some of the finalists I selected. I will also be posting additional finalists. Who are your favorites? Be sure to follow @CynthiaBaileyEyewear for updates and other opportunities,” she revealed on instagram.
Stassi Schroeder has been losing more friends and isolating even more people lately as she spends her time on Vanderpump Rules complaining about SUR, the staff, and how she is soo above them all – and that’s exactly why boyfriend Patrick Meagher doesn’t appear with her on her lame reality show. Lisa Vanderpump is gonna love this latest comment…
Other than lambasting SUR nonstop, Stassi mooches around her “grownup” LA apartment and raves about her mysteriously absent boyfriend Patrick, purchased from the Kenya Moore Kollection of IMANginary Boyfriends. Stassi defends her relationship and her reasons for keeping her boyfriend away from SUR – he’s got a real job and everyone there is embarrassing. Including Stassi? Who doesn’t have a real job, dresses like a depressed Golden Girl, and seems to have left her brain in NYC replacing it with over-inflated ego.
“I keep him separate from my job. He has nothing to do with it. It’s not his thing,” Stassi explained. “It’s really important to have things be very separate.”
Stevie J‘s life as a deadbeat dad has finally come to an end! The federal government is putting a stop to his remiss fathering ways after a grand jury indicted Stevie for owing more than $1 million dollars in unpaid child support and now he could be headed to prison.
The Love & Hip Hop Atlanta star has been trying to fight the charges, even attempting to take a plea deal where he goes to rehab in exchange for avoiding prison and getting a reduced payment. Stevie is currently in a 30-day rehab program because he failed a few court-ordered drug tests, I might add!
Animal-rights group PETA, which has a habit of working with reality TV personalities, sent Teresa Giudice a letter at the Danbury Correctional Institute imploring her to have a change of heart while in the clink and donate her old fur coats to their fur trade-in program.
PETA is hoping Teresa, like former inmate Martha Stewart, will make the decision to go fur-free while in prison so no more animals have to suffer for her selfishness. What about us humans that have to suffer for her selfishness? Since the Real Housewives Of New Jersey star is likely going to have sell her coats off to pay her bankruptcy debt, legal fees, or federal restitution, why not just donate them right?!
PETA says they re-use any donated furs to clothe homeless people, create educational displays on the cruelty of the fur industry, and supply bedding for orphaned wildlife.
Kristen Doute‘s full-scale psychosis raised massively huge serious red flags on this week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules. Kristen attempts to explain herself by blaming everyone else and continues to spin more otherworldly delusion.
First of all Kristen insists Ariana Madix was doing mean things too! Like we’re all 6 and playing tattle-tale. How about stop stalking her and Ariana might stop giving you dirty looks?! “I won’t deny the occasional (and admittedly immature) dirty look or side comment towards Ariana, but we both played it the same way.”
“She says Jax would sleep with ‘anything’ as an attempt to insult me, but yet she’s dating my ex?” complains Kristen. “For someone who’s so above me, she certainly spends a lot of time talking about me. The victim game she was playing with her crocodile tears in the cab blew my mind. Are we watching the same show?“