Last night was the season finale of Real Housewives Of New York and I had a couple revelations. It’s my own version of drive-by therapy. Holla!
Firstly, Ramona Singer is incapable of change and while Bethenny Frankel had all 100% valid points about how Ramona is basically a toddler playing dress-up in mommy’s very dated wig and stripper heels, it was slightly missing the point. Ramona has changed – maybe not in her Ramonaisms, but her life as she knows it certainly changed.
Appearing on the Today Show, Bethenny dished juggling double romances and that this fall she plans to get very busy! “”I am dating and I am having a really good time,” explains Bethenny, who hints she has “multiple burners” going at once where the men are concerned.
It turns out there was a reason Yolanda Foster wouldn’t let Gigi Hadid eat cake – Gigi had “huge” thighs and has to maintain that supermodel body type! Gag me – I’ll eat all the f–king cake.
The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star’s daughter has quickly catapulted into supermodel territory but Gigi shares that it wasn’t always easy as she struggled with body insecurities and was constantly rejected when she started modeling.
“When I first went to visit different agencies in New York, a lot of them were like, you have to lose a lot of weight,” reveals Gigi. “I would cry at night and my mom would be like, ‘We’re going to find the [right] people'” She finally did sign with IMG Models and her career took off. “If you just embrace yourself other people accept you in the same way.”
Lisa hosted a white party for Bella Magazine at Beautique (a name familiar to Real Housewives Of New York fans) at the Capri Hotel in Southampton. The party was attended by Lisa Rinna and Eileen Davidson, along with rumored new cast RHOBH memberErika Jayne – and Kyle Richards who was probably all like, “Bitch stole my event! The White Party belongs to MEEEE!”
Last night on Real Housewives Of Orange County the ladies played Bravo’s most popular game: She/said-She/Said. The winner was Meghan Edmonds, who claimed the ‘Pot Stirrer Meet Kettle’ award. Because honestly, accusing someone else of being a pot stirrer in defense of Tamra Judge is absolutely ludicrous beyond belief!
As is always the case on vacations Tamra and Vicki Gunvalson can’t keep it in their pants… their bodily functions that is. After a night of binge drinking Tamra, Vicki, and Shannon Beador are in no condition to go on an underwater excursion. As Tamra termed it she can’t stop s#*!ing herself. Can we get Tamra and Vicki some sort of potty training refresher course? Meanwhile not even the nebulizer can clear out Shannon’s brain.
Heather Dubrow, wearing DENIM CUTOFFS (it was like an alien sighting — but she looked great), barges in to try to rally them, but even her assurances that she had Depends and wipes in her Birkin couldn’t get Vicki and Shannon to come along. Tamra dragged herself aboard the bus and worked diligently not to poop her 1992 Hair Band video vixen hot pink one-piece during the boat trip.
The ladies of Real Housewives Of Orange County are in Tahiti and Meghan is having meltdowns because she wishes she could just have her step kids all to herself. Tamra, who is in a custody battle with her ex-husband, took Meghan’s comments personally and explains in her blog why it upset her.
Beginning with the positive Tamra says Tahiti was her “favorite trip” with the ladies and gushes about the fabulously fun time she had taking shots with Vicki and Shannon. But it wasn’t all binge drinking and peeing in the pool (which Tamra doesn’t think she did), Meghan also sobbed over the fact that she has to share her stepchildren, and Tamra thinks Meghan needs to get a little perspective.
Since Kylie is finally legal, so too is her relationship with Tyga. To publicly show-off his love, Tyga gifted Kylie with a Mercedes G-Wagon. Well kinda. That car actually belonged to Tyga’s ex Blac Chyna (aka Kim’s former best friend).Dang – Kylie is a like a vacuum for Chyna’s sloppy seconds and sucking up all the crumbs she drops!
Apparently ‘Check My Charges’ Marlo Hampton now fits the Real Housewives Of Atlanta brand just like Sheree “She By SheBroke” Whitfield does! How the mighty have fallen. Despite promises of revamping Atlanta Housewives, Bravo decided, instead, to turn back time by returning BOTH Marlo and Sheree for season 8 – and they’re already fighting up a storm but not with each other… (Yet).
The new season of RHOA finally – officially – kicked off filming because NeNe Leakes‘ abrupt departure put the show in a tailspin. Reports from sources close to production say that Sheree has finalized her Bravo contract and is returning as a full time Housewife!