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The Real Housewives of Atlanta - Season 8

Real Housewives Of Atlanta is promising a lot of changes this season – starting with adding several new castmates. One potential ‘friend’ of the cast was said to be Tammy McCall Browning, who attended several events with the ladies until she invited one Glen Rice Jr. to tagalong. 

In September, Tammy, an ex-basketball wife herself, was in Miami with the Real Housewives Of Atlanta, where they filmed at a party. Tammy wanted to make a good impression, and thinking it would improve her chances of landing a coveted Housewives spot if she demonstrated her celebrity connects, she invited Glen to attend the party. 

Big mistake. As in 6′ 6″ NBA player big mistake. 

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Kenya Moore Walking

Is Kenya Moore competing with Chateau Sheree for Most Unfinished Home? Not quite! 

Perhaps Bravo isn’t paying their Real Housewives Of Atlanta stars as much as we think, or maybe Kenya is just a savvy businesswoman making a good investment, but she recently purchased a new Atlanta home that’s missing some vital elements: doors, windows… 

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Vanderpump Rules - Tom & Tom

Last night was the premiere of Vanderpump Rules. I love this show! I love Tom 1 and Tom 2 on their rollerskates, reenacting Boogie Nights Returns: The Wind In My Perm: A Post-Porn Love Story To Decades Of Duos. I love that Scheana Marie Famewhore is now selling Sir Hubs A Lot up ish creek because all the spotlights in all the world need to be focused on her Madonna-adled fantasies (And Scheana ain’t no virgin – just ask Brandi Glanville!) And I love Kristen Doute being the new Stassi Schroeder; stomping around the outskirts of SUR, screaming about how mature she is now that she’s done with this waitressing thingie. T-shirt Lines are the new Statement Necklaces! 

So let’s recap this bitch! 

First things first, Jax Taylor is a plastic surgery addict, which means he’s gonna end up on Botched trying to undo his Bieber recreation makeover. Jax had had his THIRD nose job – this one to remove minuscule lumps that were a blight to his once perfect profile. He’s also got a nasty 6″ Frankenstein scar running down his forehead. Was he actually undergoing a lobotomy to forget his past as the premiere male supermodel and living incarnate of Zoolander

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Reality TV Listings Vanderpump Rules season 4

Tonight is the premiere of Vanderpump Rules! Season 4 likely promises no less drama,  but I almost can’t imagine anything topping the Kristen DouteTom Sandoval Stalking Scandal and the Invasion Of The Miami Girl

To refresh your memory on everything that happened last season, plus give you a taste of what you’re in for, we’re recapping the craziest moments from season 3. In short: There was a whole lotta cheatin’ going on! 

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Lauren Manzo & Vito Scalia get married

What has more tears than a baby nursery? The wedding of Lauren Manzo! Let’s hope Caroline Manzo figured out a way to turn tears into wine! 

After the traumatizing Real Housewives Of Orange County reunion, it was nice to see a little love on Manzo’d With Children by watching Lauren and Vito Scalia tie the knot in front of 400 of their closet friends. 

While Lauren has resolved to legally (and religiously) yoke herself to one Vicotta, of the saltiest and savoriest salamis, Albie Manzo remains adrift in the wind, spraying his pot fertilizer up at the sun and watching it disappear. Albie went from being the prodigal son, to being mommy’s biggest flop – even Lauren mocks him for failing out of law school. It was all that pot prosciutto! 

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RHOC Reunion Part 3 Recap

The Real Housewives Of Orange County reunion has left a bad taste in my mouth. Right after I wrote this I ate like 16 pieces of Halloween candy. It’s my version of cleansing.

The highlight from Part 3, if you could call it that, was Vicki Gunvalson finally admitting she doesn’t believe Brooks Ayers has cancer. She “covered” for him all season because she did believe him until very recently. The other highlight was that no one screamed in decibels so shrill Andy’s dog howled backstage. Briana describes Vicki’s uncannily calm demeanor as being “in a state of shock” over how much of her life Vicki has messed up over Brooks. Or the five half a Xanax she took. 

The low points: Everything else. Including Meghan King Edmonds‘ hair – why must it look like a Kim Z Generation 1 wig? The more I look at it, the more I see bad imitation senator’s wife. 

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Lizzie Rovsek of RHOC

Lizzie Rovsek didn’t attend the Real Housewives Of Orange County reunion and has been on the sidelines this season, keeping herself removed from the drama and the accusations, but that doesn’t mean Lizzie lacks an opinion on the happenings. 

Discussing her perception of the reunion and the highs (and very, very lows) of this season, Lizzie has one major takeaway observation: “It seems like all season everyone can say whatever they want, no matter how hurtful or inappropriate it may seem; but as soon as Vicki opens her mouth everyone is so quick to be appalled and shocked.” 

Sister Wives Adoption

It’s been an emotional year for the Sister Wives crew: divorce, marriage, legal marriage, pregnancy, and finally, adoption. That’s pretty minimal drama considering we’re talking about a family of about 62 zillion people, right?! But the biggest change: Kody Brown legally wed Robyn – his fourth wife – and on June 17th also legally adopted her three children from a previous relationship. Cause Hair Flips really should be assuming more dependents!

Speaking out on the exciting experience, Robyn and Kody describe it as providing “validation” and security to their family. 

Meri Brown, Kody’s first wife and for 20 years his lone legal wife, graciously stepped aside to let Robyn take her place as the one legally yoked to Kody’s luscious locks. It’s like a fairy tale!

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