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Project Runway Photocap: Two Looks Aren’t Always Better Than One

by Mary on July 20th, 2012

Last night was the premiere of Project Runway, Season 10 and since nobody cares about anything but the clothes, Reality Tea is providing you a snap-judgement photocap. C’mon you know that’s how you watch the show, too!

The Challenge: Take a garment that defines you as a designer and make a companion piece for an over-the-top Times Square ~~Project Runway Promotion~~ fashion show and have it judged by wacktastic former Sex And The City stylist, Patricia Fields and guest judge Lauren Graham (aka mute drone with no fashion pedigree).

Also supplying commentary, but no actual critique is Michael Kors (once innovative American sportswear designer – now PR sound-bite drone), Nina Garcia (once important and relevant fashion magazine editor), and Heidi Klum of the crotch short minis and crisp German accent.

So, that was a bust wasn’t it? Ok, let’s ~~trash~~ discuss some looks!

[Photo Credits: LifetimeTV.com]

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Evelyn Lozada To Be On Oprah’s OWN Network! Plus Jennifer Williams Calls Off Lawsuit!

by Mary on July 20th, 2012

I feel like I’m living in a parallel universe. Evelyn Lozada, wine bottle throwing star of Basketball Wives will be appearing on Oprah‘s OWN Network on a show called Iyanla Fix My Life.

Unfortunately it doesn’t appear that Evelyn‘s life is the one being fixed, apparently she’s participating in a work-out segment so all of y’all can fix your lives to be more like Evelyn’s! Correction from Evelyn’s team: “Iyanla was showing Evelyn how to relax and get in her ZEN moment. The shooting actually took place at Evelyn’s home where Iyanla met with her family.”

Taking to her blog, Evelyn announced: “Hey Everyone! I’m with Iyanla and can’t wait for you guys to see me on her show ‘Iyanla Fix My Life’ on OWN - Oprah Winfrey Network in September.”

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Reality Tea “Would You Rather…” Weekly Poll

by Mary on July 20th, 2012

We here at Reality Tea are often just shocked to the gills by the antics of reality stars. From the products they shamelessly hawk to the ridiculous relationships to the epic fights to the hilarious outfits – the fun never stops! With all the insanity reverberating from every corner of every network, low-budget to high, we’ve often wondered… which crazy would you rather?

So it’s time for your weekly Reality Tea: Would You Rather? And for today’s question, in honor of crazy stage moms and their quest for fame, we wanna know:

If you must be victimized by an out-of-control pimp momager, would you rather be stuck with Kris Jenner (who may or may not force you to make a sex tape) for a year? Or be trapped in Abby Lee Miller‘s studio with a Dance Mom that just can’t stop cussing, carrying on, and stuffing you in a tutu while threatening others over a solo?

A) Be the daughter of Kris J for a year? What’s your K-name?

B) Be trapped in Abby Lee‘s studio as a dance daughter for a year? Top of the pyramid here you come!

Give your answer below and don’t forget to spread the fun!

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Cynthia Bailey Admits Sheree Whitfield Was Fired! Says Issues Are Resolved On The New Season Of RHOA

by Mary on July 20th, 2012

Cynthia Bailey has been expanding her horizons beyond Real Housewives of Atlanta in the off-season; however the former supermodel recently did a sit-down with Ebony to discuss the show and the retiring of a certain ex-Housewife who is very, very near and dear to my ever-snarking heart.

Yes, the time has come for someone to finally spill the champagne and admit that She by SheBroke was She by SheFired. But I thought she quit? Oh Sheree, why you always gotta lie on me?

“Sheree and I were never really close friends on the show, but I never want anyone to—I mean—if it was her choice not to come back, then great, but I never want to see someone get fired,” Cynthia slips and admits.

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blk. water: A Review Haiku

by Mary on July 19th, 2012

Ok blk…. we’ve been hearing about your fulvic acid and alkaline goodness for two seasons on Real Housewives of New Jersey. I always thought alkaline was the thing that made batteries go, and to my knowledge batteries are toxic. Well, I decided to take one for the team and test out this blk. Below is my review haiku.

So in 5-7-5 pentameter without further ado, I present: blk., A Review Haiku:

Murky, like seaweed

Slightly gritty, slightly thick

Clinging to my tongue.

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EXCLUSIVE: Imani Showalter Wasn’t Fired From Basketball Wives: LA! Plus, Meet The Second Rumored New Cast Member!

by Mary on July 19th, 2012

Yesterday it was reported that Imani Showalter was fired from Basketball Wives: LA after she was a no-show at new cast member Brooke Bailey‘s birthday party, which was attended by all the other ladies. VH1 actually started the rumor by speculating whether or not Imani would return on their blog about Brooke’s party.

Well in an EXCLUSIVE, Reality Tea has been told that not only is Imani definitely returning next season, but there’s a second new lady joining the cast!

Our source assures us that the only ladies not returning for season two are Kimsha Artest (who quit the show) and Tanya Young Williams (who famously blasted the show!). And although Imani is bikini-body ready, she just didn’t attend Brooke’s party for whatever reason. I’m sure the producers have a reason – or there is some serious fighting happening.

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Lisa Vanderpump Has Another Tea Party From Hell! Plus, Adrienne Maloof Accuses Lisa And Brandi Glanville Of Bullying!

by Mary on July 19th, 2012

Taylor Armstrong is forever causing drama on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Doesn’t she have better things to do, like multi-level market some diet program?

Anyway, in the latest instance of Taylor’s drunken out-of-control messiness she supposedly ruined yet another of Lisa Vanderpump‘s tea parties with her histrionic drama seeking. And, of course, it was all fueled by alcohol. Apparently Lisa wanted to invite the ladies to tea so they could have a polite chat about the incidents that happened on a recent cast trip to Las Vegas. But it ended up being anything but polite!

RadarOnline reports that poor maligned Taylor showed up, got boozy and belligerent, and drama ensued.

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PHOTOS: Basketball Wives: LA Stars Celebrate New Cast Member Brooke Bailey’s Birthday! Plus, Was Imani Showalter Fired?

by Mary on July 18th, 2012

Basketball Wives LA is in the middle of filming and they are not going to be unseated in the drama department by the veteran BB ~~hook-ups~~ wives! Apparently there’s been many cast changes since last season, most notably Imani Showalter may be out!

Taking her place? Brooke Bailey! Sister2Sister reports that Brooke, formerly of E!’s “Candy Girls” reality show and former fling of NBA player Rashad Lewis, will be joining the cast as yet another woman who was never a wife! Even worse, Brooke was reportedly Rashad’s mistress who came between him and his pregnant girlfriend! All class, no trash there. Brooke is a friend of sorts of Draya Michele. ~~More strikes against her!~~

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