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Teen Mom 3 Recap: Second Thoughts

by Melissa on September 3rd, 2013

Teen Mom is back, y'all, and it's just as depressing as ever.

Last week on Teen Mom 3 – aka Teen Baby Daddy Drama – Mackenzie Douthit failed to notice Josh McKee's obvious lack of interest, and Alex Sekella screamed at Matt McCann incessantly.

Also, Katie Yeager accepted Joey Maes's marriage proposal, and Briana DeJesus took legal action against Devoin Austin for cyber bullying.

Oh, and if you turned your TV at just the right angle and closed one eye, you saw the Teen Moms caring for their precious babies almost as passionately as they begged their boyfriends to love them. This week: rinse and repeat.

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Farrah Abraham To Play Hooker On Days Of Our Lives?

by Melissa on August 30th, 2013

Apparently, just before Teen Mom Farrah Abraham became Backdoor Farrah Superstar, the delusional reality TV star auditioned for Days of our Lives. For the part of a hooker named Destiny. I could not make this stuff up!

RadarLiesOnline jumped at the opportunity to "confirm" Farrah "signed on" with Days of our Lives. Their questionable source reported, "Farrah initially wanted one of the lead roles, but clearly she's not a seasoned actress, so she auditioned for the role of a hooker named Destiny."

"Some of the cast and crew is peeved that she's even on the show," continued the source. "They don't think a popular daytime show that's been on the air for 50 years need to use a ridiculous ploy like Farrah's name to get viewers."

Despite Radar's confirmation, fans of the daytime soap can let out a huge sigh of relief, as a rep for NBC has come forward to debunk the rumor. Farrah has not been cast as ~~herself~~ a hooker on Days of our Lives. But, just for fun, check out Farrah's audition tapes below!

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Teen Mom 3’s Matt McCann And Devoin Austin Call Out MTV For Unfair Edits!

by Melissa on August 30th, 2013

Despite the nightmare that is Farrah Abraham and the liability that is Jenelle Evans, MTV debuted a new Teen Mom series Monday night. Gah, glutton for punishment, much?!?

Teen Mom 3 follows Alex Sekella and Matt McCann, Mackenzie Douthit and Josh McKee, Briana DeJesus and Devoin Austin, and Katie Yeager and Joey Maes. As always, the moms received the more favorable edit, where as the dads came across as a waste of subtitles.

Two dads, Matt and Devoin, have done nothing but bitch (via Twitter!) about MTV's unfair edit (blah, blah, blah) since Teen Mom 3 aired. If I had a dollar for every time a reality TV star cried bogus edit, well, I would be a lot less poor.

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Monday Reality TV Viewer Numbers: Real Housewives, Basketball Wives, Teen Mom 3, And More!

by Melissa on August 28th, 2013

The reality TV viewer numbers for Monday night are in!

Real Housewives of Orange County went out with a bang. 2.309 million fans tuned in to watch the third and final part of the season eight reunion. Alexis, Tamra, Vicki, Gretchen, Heather, and Lydia's season average was 1.92 million.

Last week, Basketball Wives premiered to 2.399 million, but only 1.971 million came back for more mean girls buffoonery this week. Aww. That's a shame.

Real Housewives of Miami held steady at 1.3 million. Meanwhile, Bravo's surprise (to me) hit Below Deck attracted its largest audience yet, with 1.75 million viewers. That's up 200,000 from last week's 1.55 million.

Finally, 1.810 million viewers checked out the series premiere of Teen Mom 3, but only 1.554 million stuck around for the second episode. I'm not surprised roughly 250,000 viewers checked out. Two hours of any new series is overkill.

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Teen Mom 3 Recap: A Proposal

by Melissa on August 27th, 2013

During the first hour of the Teen Mom 3 premiere, Briana DeJesus took legal action against Devoin Austin, Mackenzie Douthit and Josh McKee struggled with mature communication, Katie Yeager and Joey Maes argued non-stop, and Matt McCann's return from rehab stressed out Alex Sekella.

Believe it or not hour number two ends with one of these awe-inspiring couples becoming engaged to be married. All together now – seriously?!?

Mackenzie talks to a friend about her relationship woes. She briefly wonders if Josh resents her for pursuing cheer after ~~she demanded he quit rodeo~~ he put bull riding on hold. Crazy talk! Mackenzie comes to the conclusion that she and Josh fight too much because they don't spend enough time together. She plans to ask him to move in with her.

Cayla wisely questions Mackenzie's thought process. She reasons, "I know moving in is risky, but it's got to be better than living apart."

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Teen Mom 3 Series Premiere Recap: Hope For The Best

by Melissa on August 27th, 2013

MTV's Teen Mom series lives on with a new group of young moms. Teen Mom 3 follows the lives of Briana DeJesus, Katie Yeager, Mackenzie Douthit, and Alex Sekella as they tackle their first year of motherhood.

The very long and emotional premiere begins with Briana. As you'll recall from 16 and Pregnant, Briana and her sister became pregnant at the same time. Brittany opted to have an abortion; Briana chose motherhood. Sadly, Devoin Austin checked out long before his daughter was born, causing Briana to keep his name off of Nova's birth certificate.

Now Briana leans on Brittany and Mom for help with Nova. Over lunch, the girls school Mom on what happens in relationships (Hint: not innocent walks on the beach. Evidence: see Nova.), and Mom sternly tells them NO MORE BOYS!

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All Gifts On Farrah Abraham’s Amazon Wish List Bought?

by Melissa on August 26th, 2013

Last week, Farrah Abraham tweeted the link to her Amazon wish list, thanking her ~~sugar daddies~~ fans in advance for buying her gifts. Did you buy Farrah an "entriguing" chandelier? Or perhaps a new "dinning room" table and chairs for the former Teen Mom star… #confessiontime

Farrah told Radar that all the items on her list – all $13,000 worth – have been purchased. (Side note: I have since learned that wish lists are super popular among porn stars and escorts. Who knew?!?) In true Farrah fashion, she went on to justify the list, making absolutely no sense whatsoever.

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Farrah Abraham Tweets Amazon Wish List, Asks Fans To Buy Her Gifts

by Melissa on August 21st, 2013

It's no secret that Farrah Abraham worships herself. Now, the former Teen Mom star has shared the link to her Amazon wish list, graciously giving her fans the opportunity to shower her with gifts. My. Heart. Sings.