So Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith seem to confuse twitter with PRIVACY. Or who knows maybe these two are trolling us with their constant online breakups, because it seems the Teen Mom 2 stars have called off their engagement – again!
Not that anyone is surprised, but the two aired all their dirty laundry on twitter, where cheating accusations and THOT-iness, were cited as reasons for the latest destruction of Jenelle and Nathan. Oh so sad, I was really hoping for a gorgeous and classy Teen Mom wedding. Oh well, I guess I’ll have to rely on Farrah for that!
So, settle in grab your coffee, this is gonna be a long one. What am I doing to myself first thing in the morning? I do love a good investigation!
Teen Mom, now catchily called “Teen Mom OG,” is back! After an initial casting snafu – all the original members will be returning! That’s right Farrah Abraham‘s full-voltage delusion will return on a weekly basis starting March 23rd. I cannot wait!
You know, divorce-schemorce – all it takes is a little reality TV contract to rekindle the love of Leah Calvert and almost-soon-to-be-ex-husband-no-2-Jeremy Calvert. Speaking of reality TV contracts, Farrah Abraham is also racking them up!
So, what’s a reality TV famewhore to do when ending their engagement to another reality TV famewhore? Tweet it! Yesterday in a twitter rant of epic proportions Nathan Griffith called off his engagement (of less than a month) to Jenelle Evans!
Have no fear, however, because after erupting into a vitriolic twitter feud over what appeared to be Jenelle communicating with RECENT ex-husband Courtland Rogers, the Teen Mom 2 star and Nathan are back together. Because it’s not like Nathan is gonna give-up that MTV paycheck and get a real J-O-B!
Let’s break this down (I warn you now – get some wine.)
Is the original Backdoor Teen Mom is coming BACK to the original Teen Mom?! Farrah Abraham has been hinting that she’s in the process of filming something top secret – so top secret she’s been tweeting about it – and now she reveals that she’ll be reprising her role as Sophia’s mom for MTV.
“There’s going to be lots of excitement from the Teen Mom fans and MTV’s fan base as well, so I’m excited to be back!” Farrah exclaimed.
It’s Reality Tea After Dark, y’all. If you’re easily offended, cover your eyes, clutch your pearls and run away fast. We have some potentially traumatizing Farrah Abraham news for ya. The former Teen Mom star is really embracing her sex tape status these days – from her stripper gigs to sex toys. Speaking of sex toys, Farrah is expanding that particular area of her brand. She’s now officially a blowup doll. Yes, seriously. Sophia is going to be so proud some day (when she actually sees her mom).
Farrah Tweeted, “World Meet Officially #BlowUpDollFarrah #AVN2015 real deal feel! I’m so proud Taking over #AVNFanAwards2015.” And she included some pictures of her doll. Yes, really. It’s your lucky night!
We wonder if she’ll be selling these at the strip club only? or will they also be available at the froyo shop, or maybe at her restaurant she plans to open? See the blowup doll below.
DON’T CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON IF YOU’RE EASILY OFFENDED OR WANT TO SLEEP TONIGHT…..