Last night the ladies of Real Housewives Of New York headed to Miami. No one was very happy about it except for Luann de Lesseps who is eager for the opportunity to show off her amazing, transformational, earth shattering, soul mating love – again. Yes, I think the operative word is “mating”. With other Housewives that is! Which begs the question: are three Housewives better than one?
I understand why Bethenny doesn’t want to go, since sharks smell blood, but why can’t the other ladies go as planned? Bethenny can remain in NYC, get her surgery, and then launch Skinnygirl Tampons or something. We all know she doesn’t want to go, and none of the other women actually want her to go – except for maybe Carole Radziwill, who seems to have more fun sans Beth. Beth On/Beth Off – and Mr. Miyagi says you control your own destiny, Carole
Carole has no story line and I’m tired of hearing about her pet-related “drama.” I miss the days of Carole owning people in arguments and throwing shade in the on-camera interviews – but that’s just not how Carole rolls these days.
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their lives with us. And we would not have it any other way. Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite snapshots and selfies from this week. Enjoy.
Above: Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porsha Williams shared, “You girls know me too well! I just wrapped up my birthday celebration and got this…Keep Calm and Drink Flat Tummy Tea. Thank you @flattummytea for helping me look fiiiiine in my bathing suit!”
I love Jules Wainstein as a person, but whenever I watch her on Real Housewives of New York, I just feel like I’m watching a guppy swimming with great white sharks. This whole environment just seems to be way too much for her and I want to give her a hug.
Even when she tries to stand up for herself, it just doesn’t go well. She is obviously nervous and can’t really get her point across and the mean girls keep walking all over her. Even after the fact, Jules doesn’t even want to take digs at the cast and it makes me wonder why she signed up to do this show in the first place.
First Ramona marvels that this season has been truly nuts. “I don’t think I’ve ever had this much drama in my life – not even with my divorce!” she laughed. Luckily she is there as the problem-solver to help guide these girls through their issues, right?
Ramona Singer is hosting all the ladies at Mohegan Sun, because everyone needs a little RHONJ in their lives! Since this is a Tru-ReRamona’d, she will not fight over rooms. No more shrieking and streaking through the house, slamming down curling irons to declare her turf. Instead, as the hostess, Ramona simply claimed the best suite and makes everyone else ‘draw cards’ to choose a room. Naturally, Carole and Bethenny Frankel are exempt because they prefer to share. Two monstrous heads are better than one, when it comes to attacking prey, that is!