On last night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, we saw the final installment of the Thailand vacay. Kim Kardashian continues to believe kids are fashion accessories and momentarily contemplates taking a Thai orphan home. Brody Jenner puts his protective big brother panties on and Khloe Kardashian opens up more about the disaster she once called her marriage..
Things kick off with a group boxing session. Khloe may or may not be visualizing the instructor is Lamar’s cheating a$$. She is a machine. Everyone is impressed and applauds her strength. Brody and Kim feel Khloe should quit kicking the instructors a$$ and just tap his a$$ instead. Kim decides it’s her turn in the ring after all she wants people to clap for her too! Apparently she doesn’t like to get her hands dirty, and instead opts to ding the bell. Everybody claps Kim’s big achievement.
Things kick off at Rob’s apartment. Khloe Kardashian is homeless y’all. I find it hard to believe anyone with an estimated net worth of $18 million could be homeless. Not to mention her mother has a home the size of Disneyland and her step father offered her to crash at his Malibu mansion just last episode. Nice try Khloe, but you my dear are not homeless and I don’t expect to see you at the soup kitchen anytime soon. Khloe and Rob’s relationship is borderline incestuous. Actually it’s not even borderline, it just is. Rob gifts Khloe with sex toys as a welcome present and Khloe announces she will wear lingerie for him. Khloe admits their relationship is like a married couple. I can’t believe I’m going to say this – I’m actually looking forward to Kim taking selfies.
On last night’s episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians we saw an emotional Khloe Kardashianreach her breaking point. From admitting to Lamar Odom’s affairs, packing up her home and facing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of stolen jewelery, Khloe cracked under the pressure and gave in to some old vices.
Things kick off with Kourtney Kardashian and her half paralyzed face. Kourtney is distressed by her latest disaster with the dentist. Khloe however, is too busy snapping pics on her phone and threatening to use them at a later date. #Blackmail (see the video below)
It's your update on all things Kardashian–you're over the moon, I'm sure! I promise to bypass any news about Kimand the tiny rapper, and only focus on some of the more tolerable gossip…like Lamar Odom professing that Khloe Kardashian will always be his wife, no matter what! I may even have some sad rumors for you too. Could the eye candy that is Brody Jenner (brother Brandon's just as hot!) be peacing out on Keeping up with the Kardashians? Honestly, he didn't seem overly happy to spend time with Kris Jenner just to get to see father Bruce. And finally, because, hey, everybody's doing it!–KendallandKylie Jenner are dishing on their new young adult novel. Happy weekend, y'all!
Speaking to Us Weekly, Lamar reveals he isn't ready to give up on his marriage. He says, "I love my wife. She'll always be my wife, no matter what. Who knows? We don't know exactly if [the divorce is going through]. Only time will tell. I hope not. But even if we were divorced, she would always be my wife," sharing, "Those were some of the best years of my life. Being married and being married to a woman I decided to marry was, besides having children, the most important thing in my life."
There’s lots going on in the Krazy Kardashian universe this weekend. On Thursday Bruce Jenner‘s son Brandon got married in Hawaii and while Kendall, Kylie, Brody, and Kris Jenner all flew out for the party, none of the Kardashian side of the family bothered to show up. Kendall and Kylie served as bridesmaids!
Instead they sent out their congrats the modern way…via social media. Khloe posted the following well-wishes to her blog Thursday morning: “I just wanted to send a HUGE congratulations and so much love to my brother Brandon and his fiancé/soon-to-be wife Leah. Wishing you both all the happiness in the world!” Kim and Kourtney posted similar messages to their Twitter and blogs.
TMZ is reporting today that a former nanny is shopping a tell-all book, detailing her time with the family before they became famous, you know, before Kimmie’s sex tape “leaked!”
The ex-nanny, Pam Behan, also served as a personal assistant and cook for Bruceand Kris Jennerfor years. And judging from what Pam, who spent a ton of time with the Kardashian girls as well as Brandon and Brody Jennerhas to say, it’s clear she wasn’t a fan of some of the Jenner-Kardashian clan!
TMZ reports that Pam states in the proposed book that she couldn’t stand Bruce’s sons, calling them “extremely spoiled and disrespectful.” She also reveals she almost lost her job once for apparently slapping Brandon. Ummm child services anyone?
When it comes to the Kardashians, Pam reveals she had a love/hate relationship with Kris Jenner though she loved Bruce. Pam also promises to reveal some juicy information a.k.a. “intimate details” about Kim and Kourtney Kardashian. Sources close to the girls tell TMZ they are surprised by Pam’s book as they were very fond of her. Evidently, the feeling is not mutual.
As of the moment, Pam is still shopping the book around and has yet to sign a book deal.
…Moving on to Kimmie Kakes, who just revealed the other day that she had turned a new leaf following the backlash that resulted from her 72-day marriage.
Well, that new leaf seems a lot like her old one as Kimmie is reportedly set to make major bank to host a New Year’s Eve party in Las Vegas! How make does Kimmie stand to earn? Just a mere $600,000! The fee is said to be part of a large, multi-event deal. In comparison, Katy Perry, you know, a celebrity with actual talent is said to be asking for $250,000 to host a NYE party.
As we reported a while back, the TAO nightclub where Kimmie will be hosting the NYE party is charging club goers $200 for general admission! Wowzers.
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