I get it, a lot of people hate Dorit Kemsley, but she carried the last Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season on her back. She knew exactly how to instigate and get screen time. With that said, she got a lot of hate from her costars and the fandom, so I don’t blame Dorit for needing a relaxing vacation after the filming, airing, and rehashing of all that drama.
I have no idea where Dorit is or was, but it is where I need to be. She really is living the luxurious life. I guess PK Kemsley’s “many businesses” that he boasted about during his (way too long and totally unnecessary) reunion appearance can fund a lot. Needless to say, I was jealous whenever I saw her pics pop up on my Instagram feed.
To kick off this week’s Instagram roundup, we have Teen Mom OG and Marriage Boot Camp: Family Edition star Farrah Abraham showing off her sex doll. And it is somehow related to sharing a room with her parents. <blank stare> Honestly, your guess is as good as mine, because Farrah. “My room be like… #BoomBoomRoom …with both my parents. LMAO. Love my sex doll. @WEtv #FamilyBootcamp #TheAbrahams” is the caption she added to the pic.
Even though Season 6 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was the worst season yet, this one wasn’t much better. I did end up watching every episode – multiple times – and was just as into it as I always am, there are plenty of things I could do without. This season had its highlights, but there are definitely a lot of annoying aspects that I never want to hear about or see ever again.
After what I (and many other fans) deemed to be a shitty sixth season, I feel like this year was a transitional year. They better bring it next year – or else! Who am I kidding?! I am going to watch this show no matter how good it is, but there are a lot of things that I won’t miss from Season 7.
Based on the footage shown, Eden Sassoon contributed nothing valuable to this Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season. To be fair, this was due to some major misdirection from Lisa Rinna, but she definitely didn’t handle any of that well. I am not going to belabor that whole thing though. To paraphrase Erika Jayne, Eden is (finally) saying “important shit instead of boring shit.”
I can’t verify if this shit is accurate, but I can say that Eden hasn’t learned a lesson when it comes to diagnosing people with substance abuse issues. This time she’s calling out Dorit Kemsley and it’s not for (allegedly) doing cocaine in the bathroom in the middle of a dinner party.
It always pains me to see Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills go. Like a visit from a pesky sibling who annoys you the whole time they’re there, but the second they leave it’s like awwwww… but you guys have big diamonds, mini ponies, glam squads, and travel to fancy destinations, and I miss you already. I should note that no siblings of mine have any of the aforementioned things but my sister-in-law does work for Disney World.
Alas, my love-hate relationship with the ladies of Beverly Hills goes deep and none so illustrates this point better than Lisa Rinna. That woman! One part high-octane insanity, one part sensible bluff caller, one part, well, a concoction not currently identifiable. But as Lisa Vanderpump agreed, there’s something lovable about Lipsa!
We are kicking off this week’s social media pics roundup with two fan favorites, Jeff Lewis and Dorinda Medley. Dorinda shared the snapshot above on Instagram, adding, “Nothing like catching up with Jeff Lewis over a meal to start off my LA trip on the right foot!”
Like WHO does that? Can you even imagine the behind-the-scenes of this blue bunny? Of how Kim has kept it stashed away somewhere for months and months, just plotting how she can use it to best Lipsa. Probably talking about it ad nauseum to Kyle Richards, and her poor daughter Brooke, constantly pretending to listen to the travail of Rambles and Lipsa and Bad Vibes Bunny. Kim moving in to her new condo and bringing the bunny with her, making a big deal to hide it from Kingsley, (I mean and Hucksley); planning and plotting to de-gift it and then WHOOSH – making it reappear at the reunion.