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Kourtney And Kim Kardashian Slum It In NYC; Kim Doesn’t Want Your Parenting Advice; Plus, We’ve Got The Wrong House, Y’all!

by Lauren on January 17th, 2013

Kim, Kimminy, Kim, Kimminy, Kim, Kim, Kah-ree…if Kim needs a chimney sweep, out of luck is he! Why? Because he won't know which multi-million dollar Bel-Air mansion to go to for his chimney services. More on that in a bit. In the meantime, let's chat about Kim Kardashian is living beneath her means…for once.

Oh, and P.S., Kim doesn't want your mommy advice. She is quite capable of taking care of the tiny rapper's baby without you telling her how to live and what soft cheeses to avoid. Seriously. She hasn't listened to the countless people who have asked her to fade into obscurity, why would she want to hear from fans who think she needs to fly less and eat more greens? Please, as if y'all want to give Kim and Kanye West parenting advice…like it would help.

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PHOTOS: Reality TV Stars Week In Photos – January 16th

by Reality Tea on January 16th, 2013

Check out what your favorite (and not so favorite) reality TV stars have been up to this week with our all new photo post!

Shahs of Sunset star Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi hit up the Secret Room Events, honoring the Golden Globe Awards.

Below you'll find our NeNe Leakes out and about in L.A., Bachelor star Sean Lowe flashing some skin, Snooki expanding her empire, Nicki Minaj, Kyle Richards, Kourtney Kardashian, Sammi and Ron, Coco Austin and more!

Photo Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com

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A Pregnant Kim Kardashian Discusses Her Infertility Issues…I’m Reminded Why I Feel So Badly For Khloe

by Lauren on January 16th, 2013

Oh Kim Kardashian…if I were a licensed psychiatrist, I might diagnose you as a classic one-upper. You've built an empire on which your entire family was riding the coattails until each of your siblings (inevitably) became famous in their own reality right. It's the snowball effect. And we're all dumber because of it.

Kim watched her sister Kourtney give birth to two precious children, and she counseled (cough, cough) sister Khloe who was suffering from infertility while trying to conceive with her husband. Of course, now Kim is pregnant with Kanye West's baby, but she can't stop one-upping her sisters. I'm gonnna let you talk Kourtney, but this baby is the best Kardashian baby of all time. Sorry Mason and Penelope. Y'all are officially old news. Don't even get me started on poor Khloe's efforts to have a child. Geez. I'll let Kim speak for me.

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Kimye’s Baby News Trumps Kourtney’s Weight Loss; Plus Khloe Makes Fun Of Drunk Kris At Clippers Game!

by Lauren on January 7th, 2013

It's all about the Benjamins with those Kardashian girls, isn't it? Well, hopefully they haven't peeved the wrong tabloid, because word on the mean streets of media is that Us Weekly isn't happy with their frequent kash kows for keeping the publication out of the loop about Kimye, Junior's existence.

Instead the magazine was stuck with a "Kardashian exclusive" about Kourtney's post-baby weight loss while the Internet was buzzing about Kanye West's baby mama announcement. It seems that no one cares about Kourtney's flat belly when her sister Kim has a bun in the oven. Sorry, Kourt!

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New Year’s Resolutions We Hope Reality TV Stars Make For 2013!

by Mary on January 1st, 2013

Everyone starts a new year with good intentions, right? Even reality stars! While I'm sure they all have a bevy of things they'd like to improve upon (one would hope!) we thought we'd give them a little help in that department. Below are some of the New Year's Resolutions we wish some of our favorite reality stars would make.

Kim Kardashian: 'Please let my mom leave me alone – I resolve to try and say no to her and stop putting all my embarrassing and indecent moments on TV. I really don't want to have to pull a baby out of my vagina on Keeping Up With The Kardashians like Kourtney did. Does being pregnant mean my child has already sold its soul to E!? I hope not. And I resolve to let being pregnant get more media coverage than that icky divorce. Hopefully my next TV wedding will be less of a mess.'

We really, really hope ol' Kimmie Kakes embraces the notion of privacy. Especially less nudie pics on Twitter and less revealing clothing. We've already seen it all, anyway. #sextape #playboy

Lisa Vanderpump: We hope Lisa resolves to ditch toxic pseudo-friends who obviously don't respect her. (Ahem… Splits Richards!)

Kyle Richards: Please… stop with the splits! And the caftan/batwing sleeved Mrs. Roper get-ups. And the pot stirring. And the two-faced nonsense. And be a little nicer to your sister.

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Kourtney Kardashian Turns Down Scott Disick’s Proposal…AGAIN!

by Lauren on December 22nd, 2012

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Oh, wait. Sorry Kris Jenner! It seems that high hopes for a Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick wedding extravaganza won't be in the cards for a Keeping Up With the Kardashians season finale. What?

According to the rumor mill, Kourtney is still refusing to make things official with the father of her two children. Seeing as both Kim and Khloe Kardashian offered up million dollar nuptials in the name of ratings, one would think that Kourtney would be on board with using her walk down the aisle to attract viewers. She's not. It looks like Kris may need to find a quick beau for younger daughters Kylie and Kendall if Kourtney isn't willing to use her relationship to spearhead the finale! Gah!

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RHOBH’s Lisa Vanderpump Judged 2012 Miss Universe Pageant With Scott Disick; Not A Fan Of The Kardashians!

by Lauren on December 20th, 2012

Everyday Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' star Lisa Vanderpump gives me a reason to love her even more. I'll be honest, I wasn't on board with Lisa in earlier seasons. It's not that I didn't like her, it's just that I was indifferent towards her. Oh, how times have changed!

This season's Lisa is every bit as stylish and classy as she's been the past two seasons, but it's awesome to see her forming opinions and standing up for her friends. Yes, she's brash and brutally honest, but she's also (in my opinion) totally genuine and grounded. Not to mention, I love her wardrobe, her precious son-in-law, and the romance that is still totally alive between her and Ken Todd. You just can't fake that kind of relationship. She's real…and she could buy and sell me a thousand times over!

Not only has Lisa gained a spin-off (can't wait!) due to her RHOBH popularity, but she's also getting outside deals. First up? She's judging the Miss Universe pageant alongside Kourtney Kardashian's beau Scott Disick. Did I mention that she's nothing if not honest?

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PHOTO: The 2012 Kardashian Christmas Card!

by Mary on December 18th, 2012

It's that all-important special time again – time for the Keeping Up With The Kardashians Kristmas Kard! Behold: it's splendiferous, it's Kanye-less, and Kourtney looks thinner than Kim although she had a baby like last week.

I think Kris Jenner may be there? That very young and sassy woman sitting next to Kendall with the Pat Benetar hair cut is confusing me…

So congrats Photoshop you've worked your miracles again.

[Photo Credit: E! Online/Nick Saglimbeni/kimkardashian.celebuzz.com]

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