It’s looking like there’s a huge shake up headed to the Real Housewives of Atlanta this season. Not only has Nene Leakes exited stage left, but we have some new recruits! That’s right. Don’t forget we’ve already been teased with two new wives. Drew Sidora and LaToya Ali. Drew is coming to us as a friend of Kandi Burruss. My favorite trivia about her is that she acted in That’s So Raven. LaToya is a YouTube star. Welcome to 2020 y’all. Remember when housewives were all selling real estate or married to retired athletes?
Porsha Williams, who has been super busy getting this country right and tight when it comes to Black Lives Matter, is also bringing someone new to the show for season 13. I actually can’t for this new one! She sounds…perfect!
Wowowowow. These Real Housewives of New York reunion episodes are already making me question if I can live without these ladies in the coming months. I mean, except for Elyse Slaine who, despite her best efforts, was a total bust. Rest easy. She won’t be back.
After Bethenny Frankel dipped the night before filming for season 12 began, I think we’re all on edge about next year. So far we know that Dorinda Medley is “taking a pause.” Whatever that means. Better yet, Leah McSweeney will be returning. She may have secured a well-deserved pay raise too. From the sounds of it, we will be seeing her for season 13 with some heavy pockets and…a new face?
I know the women of the modern-day Real Housewives of Beverly Hills would have you think that “bringing children into it” is as dramatic as it gets. But do you remember how this franchise got started? Shit was dark. Camille Grammer literally outted Taylor Armstrong’s domestic abuse story to the world. Mostly because Taylor was putting all the other Housewives in a very sticky situation. Then, season 2 ended with Russell Armstrong’s suicide. It was…a lot.
Since that time, Taylor has been on Couple’s Therapy with her new man, been remarried, and still continues to share her opinions on the cast like 7 seasons later. Hey. She worked hard for that zip code, baby.
If you haven’t binged Netflix’s Selling Sunset yet, what exactly have you been doing? How can I describe it? It’s sort of like if Million Dollar Listing and The Hills had a baby who loved to watch Vanderpump Rules. Interestingly, Scheana Shay has already publicly started shit with one of the stars from the show, Crishell Stause.
Selling Sunset features some of the hawtest and baddest bitches in real estate. There are cliques, the bosses have clear favorites, and the houses are TO DIE for. Some viewers compared the show to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Eh, for the most part, I don’t see that. There is, however, one baddie who stands above the rest. She deserves elevation to the highest rank in the reality TV world. A promotion to Housewife! And that is Christine Quinn.
Jay Smith and Ashley Martson. I mean, who cares? Me either. But I just love to snark on these two. Literally, the only joy they’ve brought me are the infamous name “pussy-skinz”, the scene of Ashley’s friend riding away angrily on a scooter, and…. I think that’s it. It was literally less than 6 months ago we were all cackling that these 90 Day Fiance failures were back together. Sure, Jan.
Jay has kept his life moving forward by opening a tattoo shop. Ashley is opening a lingerie line and getting in racially based social media arguments with Jax Taylor. I’m gonna remind everyone that this demonic cherub literally called the police on her Black immigrant husband for cheating on her. Is that a crime that necessitates kicking him out with nowhere to go via police force? He faced deportation and went to ICE. She’s an awful awful person.
Aaaand that’s a wrap, again, for Nene Leakes. This icon is taking yet another leave from Real Housewives of Atlanta. We had expected it for a while. And there are already rumors swirling about new Housewives this coming season. But now it’s official.
Garcelle Beauvais is already trying to have Nene swap over to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills franchise. She’s not the only Bravo-leb who’s been reaching out to Nene lately either.
The filming for Season 11 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey is underway! So far we know that Jackie Goldschneider has had at least SOME drama with Teresa Giudice. Jackie has unfollowed Tre on insta, and is notably absent from some cast trip photos. Ever-thirsty Danielle Staub has also been in the news lately for all kinds of batshit shenanigans. My favorite is her claiming Teresa lived in a trailer during Season 1. Honestly, I bet it was the worst decorated trailer on the block.
Even more bold, Danielle is saying that her meal ticket, Andy Cohen used her to become friends with Kelly Ripa. Yea. I’m so sure. Why don’t you just sit this one out Danielle and leave the RHONJ media machine to the professionals. Kelly has some important casting questions for Andy, and I need answers.