First, Meghan apologized for not blogging last week. You know, I thought there was a little less truth and justice in the world last week, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on the reason why. Now I know. “I’ve been crazy busy,” she continued. “As I write this, I’m actually relaxing on the beach, on a much need romantic getaway with my husband in Cabo! It is beautiful here and it is so nice to have time together, just the two of us, no friends, no family, and no distractions! After all my traveling lately, my trip to Cambodia, and filming the reunion, Cabo is just what I needed.”
The ladies of Real Housewives Of Orange Countyshould just become Sister Wives married to Brooks Ayers. Literally all they do is talk about him! Obsessed is putting it mildly. Unfortunately, Jesus is also being dragged into this. Save yourself Jesus, let “Saton” have the others.
According to Vicki Gunvalson, Satan (pronounced as “Saton”, which rhymes with Louis Vuitton) has infiltrated Coto and its surrounding enclaves (and Shannon Beador‘s anal cavity) to create confusion. Vicki say: Saton loves confusion! Saton say Real Housewives confused about being good friend. Yes, Saton is writing his own misfortune cookies now.
Let’s get this started! Briana is visiting, and since Brooks has been shipped off to a Motel 6 (or Jeana Keogh‘s abandoned storage shed), Briana, Ryan, and their sons are staying at Vicki’s. Home is where the heart is… unless Brooks is on the premises.
Andy opens with the obvious question – why are David and Shannon torturing us, err, themselves, err, their girls with this “All About The Affair” interview?
“There’s been a tremendous backlash to Shannon,” says David. “It’s amazing that people that are on social media just completely shred her about Shannon and I’s relationship, about how I am completely removed from the marriage and look at my eyes, and it’s not true. I love Shannon. I love my family. It’s so unfair to her. That is really the reason I’m here. I’m not looking forward to this. I don’t want to be here, but I hate the fact that they attack Shannon over this. I hate it.”
The OG of the OC spent the weekend with some of her real friends – the ones she doesn’t share a camera crew with – doing a detox retreat at the glamorous Bacara Resort. After washing a certain no good man out of her hair maybe Vicki wanted some rejuvenating?
After the resort, feeling in a euphoric state of mind, Vicki dished on everything happening in her life; from the reunion, her friendships with Shannon Beador and Tamra Judge, her relationship with Brooks, and what’s in store for her (hint, hint – possibly a spinoff!), and even her past.
Meghan King Edmonds isn’t letting the threat of a potential lawsuit stop her! Last week Brooks Ayers revealed he sent Meghan a cease & desist letter warning her that if did not stop accusing him of faking cancer she would face a lawsuit, but Meghan isn’t worried.
Will the ladies rally around Vicki Gunvalson and prove themselves true friends? Or will Tamra Judge continue to work her pot-stirring magic behind the scenes, while fronting as Vicki’s ally? What will Brooks Ayers reveal in his one-on-one with Andy Cohen? Will Meghan finally unclench her teeth from Brooks’ medical records? Will Heather Dubrow succeed in convincing Terry to finance her dream of wallpapering the master bathroom in solid gold and outfitting her bathtub with a champagne faucet? Will David’s AFFAIR be named? Has Shannon Beador secured enough vodka lemons to cleanse her marriage?
So many questions – let’s hope all will be answered. But for now we’ll have to content ourselves with cryptic tweets and photos from yesterday’s filming!
Brooks Ayers is mad. Fightin’ Mad! And if Meghan King Edmonds doesn’t back off, Brooks will be filing a lawsuit. How’s that for justice? Brooks also takes issue with the network using his health to create drama!
A snippet from the press release: “After vows have been broken, Bravo delves into the hardships and gut-wrenching truths of repairing a strained marriage as Andy Cohen hosts a special Watch What Happens Live one-on-one with Shannon and David Beador, airing Monday, October 5 at 11 PM ET/PT. The couple talks candidly about what led to David’s infidelity, whether he was in love with his mistress, and if their relationship is strong enough to move forward and keep their family together.” Check out two preview clips from the special below.