Oh dear, when two famewhores are in need of attention we know it’s gonna end badly! I can’t decide who will come out on the losing end of a feud between Farrah Abraham and former Mob Wives star Drita D’Avanzo, though! Of course Farrah was shockingly smart enough to avoid getting gangster with a mobster, since she is so literary and all, so she turned to her friend the law, to fight back.
The two were sparring on social media over a paid personal appearance gone wrong when the former porn starTeen Mom OG star went for the jugular by calling Drita a “has been” in an Instagram video. ‘Dems fightin’ words, so Drita released her own statement reminding Farrah of what happens when people try to come at her (it involves being punched, jail, and probably her ex-husband). Drita also took aim at Farrah’s illustrious career by claiming she would even have sex with a soda bottle for some money. Um, excuse me – Farrah made COOCHIE MOLDS and plastic erotica is hardly something to poke fun at!
Last week Farrah was getting her drink on at the fancy Beverly Hills Hotel, where c-list celebs go to get in trouble for attention, when she wound up in an argument with a fellow guest, which escalated into assaulting the security guard trying to eject her from their establishment. The police were called and Farrah spent a few hours in the slammer where she certainly DID NOT have a wakeup call!
Immediately upon getting released Farrah complained about the injustice of having to be a single parent held accountable for her actions. Because: HOW UNFAIR for Sophia to have to be told that her mother was arrested. “It was very confusing for me and I wish that no other single mom or person in the public eye has to deal with that. It’s a confusing place to be in,” Farrah complained.
Another reality star lands in cuffs at the Beverly Hills Hotel! This time Farrah Abraham is the one who ended her evening in the back of a squad car. Somehow this seems like the makings of her next sex tape/not porn….
According to the police report the former Teen Mom OG star was in a verbal argument with another hotel guest and when a security guard asked Farrah to leave she responded by getting physical with him. And not in the way she usually gets physical… but by violently lashing out!
If there’s one thing we’ve learned in all our years watching (and reporting on) reality TV is that these people need a lot of therapy! Thank goodness some genius figured out how to kill two birds with one stone by inventing reality television therapy. That way these ‘stars’ can indulge in both their addiction to extending their 15 minutes, and potentially seeking some much-needed help. Do I have Dr. Drew to thank for this?
Well, Farrah Abraham has forgiven Dr. Drew, and now they’re both counselors here to teach us how to have functional family relationships and deal with life. Um.
The Teen Mom OG star chatted with Dr. Drew and his co-host Bob Forrest (Celebrity Rehab alumni) on his podcast, where Farrah opened up about her complex family dynamics, what she learned from appearing on WeTV’s Family Boot Camp, and how everything is Debra Danielsen‘s fault. Dr. Drew was also available to diagnose Debra’s mental state and praise Farrah for being so smart.
Brandi begins by gushing that Amber is a “gangsta!” and marvels that she’s been on TV for a decade yet still stays “relatable.” Amber takes issues with the word relatable, because most people do not have a “telescope” on their deeply personal issues. Amber explains that she spends so much time filming ‘on the couch’ because, “I don’t feel comfortable going out into a public place and talking about … cause in my life some issues I feel are very personal. For other people to just be listening or eavesdropping, it makes me uncomfortable and I’ll shut myself [down]. I want to be truthful.”
Amber Portwood is finally thinking with her brain and not, uhh, her desire for a TV wedding. The Teen Mom OG star has decided to call off her wedding to many-times-over deadbeat dad Matt Baier.
I think we can all rejoice in this good decision. Although, before we get too cocky, Amber and Matt are still very much together to milk this drama for the new season, but after recent information surfaced, Amber’s not ready to make a lifelong commitment just yet.