We are only two episodes into this season of Vanderpump Rules and it looks like it might be the toughest one yet for Jax Taylor. Yes, after five seasons of debauchery, he has completely outdone himself by cheating on the sweetheart of SUR, Brittany Cartwright. That’s right, Jax didn’t take a whole season to admit it this time. So that’s some progress…. Well, not really, but in this case it is.
When Jax stopped by the Bravo clubhouse for the latest Watch What Happens Live episode, Andy Cohen shared, “Jax just told me he’s never been more nervous to be on this show.” And he was so right. Jax was visibly uncomfortable for the entire episode.
Well, surprise, surprise Vanderpump Rules fans: Jax Taylor did NOT cheat on Brittany Cartwright! Oh, I’m just kidding – of course he did! I mean Jax probably even did it more than once actually, because Brittany found some false eyelashes in her bathroom once and they didn’t belong to her, or Jax, or Tom Schwartz (who sometimes, when he cries, likes to feel the soft flutter of gently moistened pony lashes on his tender cheeks. It’s comforting. Like a little blanket for his Cabbage Patch Kids face).
Jax apparently cheated with – and potentially knocked up – Brittany’s friend Faith Stowers, who confessed all of this to James Kennedy. Of course – why not confess to Jax’s mortal enemy? James is levitating with glee at this trashy news. Jax vehemently denies it.
It may shock all of you to know this but Faith Stowers, the woman Jax allegedly cheated with, is a major famewhore who’s been an ‘extra’ on Pump Rules for years and has been trying, desperately, to elevate her status. Enter (literally) a drunk Jax, who has no self control.
Vanderpump Rules is back and I love it. It’s ridiculous. It’s fake. Everyone is wasted and ragey and angry and can’t keep it in their pants, and hates each other and themselves, but I love it all. It’s no secret that I also love the Toms! Tom Sandoval promises this season is both the best and the worst, and then dishes on the opening of The Tom Tom Bar and his relationship with Ariana Madix.
“I thought going into Season 6 that, ‘Oh, this’ll be more of a chill season,’ but this is probably going to be one of the more scandalous ones, if not the most scandalous season yet,” Tom shares. “Definitely some mudslinging for sure.”
Pics or it didn’t happen- right? Or at least it seems like the case for most reality TV stars which does make sense since they do live out some of their biggest moments in front of a reality TV crew. So it’s not surprising that they shared some great photos for this week’s Instagram Roundup. This is especially true during the holiday season. It seems like almost everyone is getting into the holiday spirit these days.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! And I’m not just referring to the holiday season. Vanderpump Rulesis back on TV and I couldn’t be happier. The first episode of Season 6 did not disappoint. Obviously the major story line is that Faith missed her period after she allegedly had sex with is Jax Taylorin front of a sleeping senior citizen that she was supposed to be taking care of, but plenty of other things happened.
Stassi teases that we’ve only just begun the long, harrowing descent into the madness of this latest Jax drama. According to former SUR server, the “story goes way further than that. The whole Jax-Faith-Brittany saga is intense.”