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Taylor Swift Fans Make Pump Rules Scandoval Edit With New Song

Right now, Vanderpump Rules star Ariana Madix’s life continues an upswing. Her longtime boyfriend, Tom Sandoval, cheated on her with her friend, Rachel Leviss for months. Ever since Ariana found out about the affair in March 2023, she has been booked and busy. And now, Pump Rules fans are reliving Scandoval with an assist from queen Taylor Swift.

Ariana and Sandoval were still living in the home that they purchased together. And it was just Bad Blood. Recently, Ariana purchased a $1.6 million home in Los Angeles. Now there is also news that Something About Her, the sandwich shop that she and Katie Maloney own, is finally opening next month.

Is Sandoval The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived?

A social media user made a video of Sandoval and Ariana, from the beginning of their relationship to the shattering events of the cheating scandal. It also featured scenes with Rachel and emotional scenes from the Season 10 VPR reunion. They set the footage to a song from Taylor’s newest album, The Tortured Poets Department. The selection, The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived, is fittingly about a breakup.

A user reshared the video on X, formerly known as Twitter. Of course, the song’s lyrics give Ariana’s feelings about the epic betrayal. And it seems pretty spot-on from what Ariana has said in interviews and on VPR. Give some of the lyrics a read below…

And I don’t miss what we had but could someone give / A message to the smallest man who ever lived / Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead? / Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed? / Were you writing a book? / Were you a sleeper-cell spy?

In fifty years will all this be declassified? / And you’ll confess why you did it / And I’ll say good riddance / ‘Cause it wasn’t sexy once it wasn’t forbidden / I would’ve died for your sins, Instead I just died inside / And you deserve prison but you won’t get time.

You can catch Season 11 of Vanderpump Rules on Tuesday nights at 8/7c on Bravo.