RHONJ’s Favorite Clinger Kim G. Talks Jacqueline Laurita-Teresa Giudice Feud; Plus Set Sail With the Giudices on a Teresa Sponsored Cruise!

It’s not shocking to learn that Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Jacqueline Laurita and the housewife everyone loves to hate Teresa Giudice are still not on speaking terms after a rocky season.  It’s also not shocking to learn that “reality” hangers on are lining up to give their two cents about the former two besties’ current relationship.

To whom am I referring?  Kim Granatell…or Kim G. for serious fans.  She’s been missing from the season for the most part, so of course she’s going to resurface in tabloid land.  Don’t tell me you’re surprised!


The fringe player from RHONJ seasons past talks to RadarOnline.com about the night of the women’s reunion….the night from which Jacq was glaringly absent.  She reveals, “Jacqueline seemed so traumatized that night, so we sat on my couch, had a few shots of Cafe Patron and chatted ‘til 3 a.m., Jacqueline telling me that she hated Teresa Giudice, and that I had been right about her all along.” At least you’re not tooting your own horn, Kim!

I’m not going to say that I think Kim G. was right all along, because let’s be honest, she just wants air time.  However, I do believe that Jacqueline was in need of a lot of Patron that night!  Kim shares with the site, “She was crying and completely broken over the mess the show had become and I was comforting her.”

Kim continues, explaining, “Jacqueline said she didn’t trust anyone, and she was very disappointed in Teresa.”

Thanks for that insight, Kim G.!  Here’s hoping you become more of a fixture next season!  I won’t hold my breath though…

You know what I find as ridiculous as Kim G.’s revelations?  Teresa’s cruise!  Are there really fans who would pay to set sail on the open seas with the family hating cookbook maven?  Seriously?

The Holland America Cruise Line is thrilled to announce that they are sponsoring an all Teresa, all the time, cruise.  I’m sure that any fan will be able to hang with the reality television star at any time during the voyage too…cough, cough, wink, wink!  The cruise line promises fun and Fabulicous-ness as Teresa and family hosts a New Year’s Caribbean trek, which is a once in a lifetime opportunity for fans. Um, okay.

The cruise’s site promises, “Teresa will be hosting culinary demonstrations, seminars on the making of her new cocktail and wine, as well as hosting a girls day out which is sure to be a treat. Join Teresa and family as they welcome in 2013 with a private cocktail party on the high sea!”

If any of our dear readers score a spot on this cruise, please enlighten me on how close you actually get to Teresa during said cooking demonstrations and wine seminars.  I’m saving up now to ensure my spot on the boat.  I’m so glad I recently updated my passport!