If we learned anything last week it's that brunettes may have more fun, but not if their name is Heather Dubrow!
The Real Housewives of Orange County star helped plan a snoozer of a bachelorette party for co-star Tamra Barney and although it was no kinda girls weekend I'd like to go on, perhaps it was appropriate for a third-time bride in her mid-forties! Midlife Crisis Matrimony, y'all!
Unfortunately Tamra didn't think it was fun at all, so she ditched Heather and Gretchen Rossi at the world's most boring restaurant and took off with Vicki "Penis Pop Whoop It Up" Gunvalson. And Heather was NOT impressed – and she also insists that Tamra said she wanted a low-key weekend.
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"I threw a beautiful bridal shower for Tamra that you might see in the 'Secrets Revealed' episode later in the season. It was a lovely event and quite frankly more up my alley than a bachelorette weekend," Heather begins in her Bravo blog.
"When Gretchen was putting the Mexico trip together she asked me for a restaurant reservation because my parents have had a place in Puerto Vallarta for over 15 years and we have spent a lot of time there," Heather continues. "We got in to Mexico very late and our hotel was over an hour outside of town. We didn't get to dinner till almost 10 pm and everyone was pretty exhausted. It was a long day."
As for why she planed such a boring affair, that's Tamra's fault.
"NO (WO)MAN LEFT BEHIND. You don't leave people in your group. Especially in a foreign country."
"I would have been happy to go out and do whatever Tamra wanted after dinner, but Tamra had told me that she wanted an earlier night the first night. She wanted to go home because we had a huge day the next day and the actual 'bachelorette' party was the following evening."
"No matter what you thought of the restaurant I picked — I was there to celebrate Tamra. No matter how uncomfortable I was with all of the phallic paraphernalia, I laughed and participated. So, you can imagine I was shocked that the girls ditched Gretchen and me the moment we went to the bathroom. So absolutely uncool."
Despite Lydia McLaughlin saying she texted Heather, Heather denies this.
"I never received a text or voicemail from any of them and I was desperately trying to reach them. I know Vicki was talking about Andale's bar, but Gretchen and I had no idea where that was or how far and I was not walking around Puerto Vallarta trying to guess where they ended up."
"We couldn't leave them without a ride home. I would be too worried how they were getting home. So, yes, even though Tamra, Vicki, and Lydia left me in the lurch, I was still thinking about them! Gretchen and I had to take a taxi home – also not safe in my opinion."
Well there you have it – Heather Dubrow does not approve of being ditched in Mexico, fake diamond rings, or onion rings.
Moving on, despite Vicki blowing her off, Heather is still revolted by Lauri Peterson and Gretchen's behavior at the horse stable!
"This scene with Gretchen and Lauri was very distasteful to me. What is the point of Lauri telling all of these things to Gretchen about Vicki? I found it so base and so hurtful."
"Why does she hate her so much? Lauri said she was mad at Vicki for sharing info about her husbands family, yet she felt totally comfortable spreading awful stories about Vicki on national television. I've met Lauri and I thought she was really sweet and nice. I wouldn't have expected this type of behavior from her, and I wonder what the goal was here."
Below are more photos of the ladies in Mexico.
[Photo Credit: Instagram]
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The ladies in the limo!
I so love Heather's shoes!