Nicole Napolitano Slams Amber Marchese For Lying; Calls Her “Scamber”!

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So this may have been the shortest reality TV friendship of all time! Amber Marchese and Nicole Napolitano are NOT FRIENDS. Nicole has terminated her friendship after “Scamber” lied about her breaking up a marriage. She also claims she didn’t yank Amber’s hair without reason – Amber swatted her hand away from her face, and Nicole was like so totally justified in yanking Amber’s hair out. These new Real Housewives Of New Jersey girls are disturbing #TooThirsty

Still, Nicole is glad this episode showed her Amber’s true colors. “Happy this episode at Bobby’s house is over. Again this was supposed to be a fun-filled night for all…along with a chance to hear an apology that now (knowing SCAMBER’S true character) I realize she had no intention of giving.”

“This was the first time ever that Bobby and I were hosting a party at his home. I never wanted it to go there,” Nicole admits. “We had our friends who are police officers and fellow firefighters from our town attend, and I would have never wanted to put them in a bad position. I was happy to hear Melissa [Gorga] state when she met Amber for lunch how Amber was the aggressive one and how she whacked my hand first. Amazing how when the Mar-crazies left the party it was like all the evil was swept out of the house. The black cloud had lifted!”


Nicole has made it her day job to troll twitter and laugh at all the people who hate Amber. “I had a blast watching David Arquette on WWHL Sunday night totally seeing “Scamber” and the “Mar-crazies” for who they really are, right out of the gate. I guess 89% of the people agreed as well. I enjoyed reading all the Housewives blogs from last week, but of course not Amber’s. Scamber has more stories than Mother Goose.”

And of course all of Amber’s stories are lies. But none of Nicole’s are. “AMBER, THE ONLY PLACE YOU NEED TO BE THIS WEEK IS IN CONFESSION!” Nicole advises. Please go confess your lies to a priest, since you can never admit all your deceit to anyone else.”

“You were my friend with whom I ABSOLUTELY divulged what sadly happened in my marriage and actually went deeper and told you HER NAME! Shame on you again for lying. My response to you, Amber, is to turn the other cheek and not cast pearls before swine. So I choose not to roll in the mud with you!” Too late Nicole

Of course Nicole is not only casting her aspersions at Amber – Jim Marchese is not immune from her wrath! Referring to Jim as a “condescending ass,” Nicole feels sad for Teresa Giudice. “After speaking so horribly to Teresa, Dina, and Melissa it was a little painful to hear Teresa ask Dina if he was looking to help the Giudices. That answer was pretty obvious.” 

Nicole is also glad to see Bobby’s true colors – even if Jim did accuse him of making fun of Nicole behind her back, wanting to dump her, and having some side chicks. “I love how Bobby had my back going over to Jim and Amber’s house,” Nicole gushes. “I’m proud he went over there returning her hat so calmly and looking to have a normal conversation, which they both didn’t even deserve after Amber’s filthy mouth called me a ‘two bit whore’ and how out of line they both acted in Bobby’s home.”

“So frankly I think Bobby was a complete gentleman and gave them a chance to redeem themselves. But of course, as us viewers could have bet any amount of money on, it doesn’t go that way and Jim starts making up tons of lies right to Bobby’s face about me. I’m glad Bobby was a gentleman and smart enough to just leave at this point.”

These twins and Amber are real pieces of work! I don’t even have a side at this point. I think they’re all rolling around in the mud together. I’d rather keep my loyalties on the higher ground with Teresa and Melissa. (KIDDING you guys! – there is no higher ground on his show – isn’t that why we like it?)

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