Amber Marchese has quickly emerged as the villain on this season’s Real Housewives Of New Jersey. And although she was supposed to take down Melissa Gorga, initially, all that has changed when a secret concerning Teresa Aprea leaked! Oopsie.
In another massively long-winded missive, Amber lambasts Dina Manzo for being a ish-stirrer and blaming her for the Victoria Gotti rumor. After all, Teresa Giudice shares 50% of the blame. Silly Amber – doesn’t she know Teresa is never, ever, like ever responsible for anything bad?!
First of all, Amber calls Dina out on being faux-happy that Amber and Jim were meeting the group in Florida. “Did anyone catch Dina’s reaction to my call. She did not exactly seem pleased we were coming down or excited that I was in good health. I get the rumor was on her mind, but that was not exactly fair to me.”
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“Teresa told her about the Rino/Santa affair and she knew I was an unwilling witness to the Gotti testimony,” Amber reminds us. “I feel like I should be in witness protection or something. It was satirical watching Dina talk about my motives in gossiping and then watch her and Teresa Giudice gossip.”
Amber is also dubious about Dina’s intentions – did she want to spare Teresssa’s feelings, or was she trying to take the heat off herself? “What was suspicious is the way she tried to tell TeRESSSA and Nicole about the affair,” Amber explains. “She starts out by saying Amber knows something. Why? I had nothing to do with this; she should have said Victoria Gotti told Amber and Teresa Giudice something. It was clear Dina was shifting the blame of the Gotti rumor from Gotti to me! I am calling out BS.” Dina did tell the twins that Teresa G also knew.
And this was wildly illuminating to Amber about why she and Jim are being solely blamed for the drama! “This explains why the twins have blamed me for the rumor. It is sad, the twins have been angry at me, yet I agreed to keep it quiet and did not give it any credence. I am not a TeReSSa fan at all, but I cannot imagine how she must of felt. I am with her on this one, I don’t want it said and I don’t need to know. I would have demanded Dina to tell me in a more private setting and would have been offended if Dina decided to do that for the world to see.”
However, Amber being Amber, she is able to find the humor in the situation. Like how desperate everyone is to exonerate themselves from blame. “Seeing this all played back to me, at first, I was so angry. However, as I watched it again, it has become quite comical. Between Teresa Giudice, Dina, and the twins, it seems like some sort of mass hysteria was taking them over.”
“Clearly this caused them (especially Dina, who treated it like another funeral in her head) to have a lapse of judgment, when to me, this is still nothing more than a ‘your mama joke.’ This should have been squashed and done with at this point and put in the books as one of the most ridiculous stories ever heard so we can all get on with our martinis,” Amber advises. “I think I am putting this one in the history books beating out the ‘dancing plague’ of 1518 in Strasbourg, France as the most ridiculous of incident of mass hysteria to be recorded. The dancing plague, much like the Gotti rumor, made everyone dance until they died of stroke or heart attack believing in something that was not true.”
Well, Amber – maybe they’re all freaking out because deep down they all know (or suspect) it’s true! And in fairness (can’t believe I’m writing this!) to Dina and Teresa, it looks like next week Jim does use the rumor against the twins!
On a positive note, Amber compliments Melissa for letting her fun side come out. “This ‘fun loving,’
drunk sometimes silly girl is the Melissa that I knew and loved years ago when Amber was also drunk! It was so great to see her ‘cut up’ and have some fun. And let me tell, that girl has always had a great ass. I am totally jealous of that derriere.”
TELL US – IS DINA TRYING TO TAKE THE HEAT OFF HERSELF AND TERESA BY FALSELY BLAMING AMBER? OR ARE DINA AND TERESA RIGHT TO BE CONCERNED THAT AMBER WILL USE THE RUMOR AGAINST TERESSSSA AND NICOLE?
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