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Brandi Glanville

Brandi Glanville took to her blog to apologize for her incessant whines (“You scratched me!”), low blows (“You’re not wanted … Ask your husband!”), and violent threats (“I will knock your teeth out!”) on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this week. HAHA. Just kidding. There wasn’t a single mention of anything she said or did that was out of line. Brandi focused solely on how terrible Kyle Richards was to her guests and her sister.

Brandi called out Kyle for asking Kim Richards why she was in the hospital. This was likely a staged conversation to fill in viewers, but Brandi needs it for her narrative. “Kyle asks her sister why she was in the hospital. There. I will leave it at that. She doesn’t even know WHY her sister was in the hospital more than a week later. It was a hernia, fractured rib, and disc issues – very serious, very painful injuries and medical issues for a single woman over 40.”

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“Here are some of Kim’s quotes to Kyle that speak to their meeting better then I can: ‘I don’t need FAKE support,’ ‘I consider her (me) one of my closest friends,’ and ‘She’s there for me, you’re not.’ I am a ride or die friend,” declared Brandi. “Always have been, always will be – to my REAL, TRUE friends. Everyone who knows me knows it. I’m never changing that. I am here for Kim now and was then. Her relationship with her sister is their own, I’m not between them, and I don’t want to be. However, I might be somewhere ‘between’ Kyle’s publicized version of herself as a sister and the truth.”

Brandi insisted she didn’t want to go to Kyle‘s mixer – yeah, right – but she did for Kim and Mark. And the free booze. Oh, and the probability of drama. About Kyle’s “outrageous” reaction, she said, “We see that everyone, and I do mean EVERYONE, had to hear how upset she was. She made the circuit, turning every conversation to her drama. Not exactly my idea of a hostess making her guests feel comfortable. It might have been better to keep things to herself, not make a big deal, and make sure everyone had a great, comfortable time, but, no, it was all about Kyle, as it always has to be.”

“I gave Kyle a hug hello, a smile, and said nothing about anything, because I really wanted a calm night,” said Brandi, the keeper of all the peace in Beverly Hills. “Later when Kyle bee-lined over to me with the fake apology I accepted it – twice – quietly. But we all know it was just an insincere opening to begin her angry confrontation and cause a giant scene.”

Brandi, in all her delusionallll glory, said Kyle made an ass out of herself and called out her repeated use of the F-word. “I find it amazing – really amazing – that she ran around to a dozen people saying I would cause a scene right before she came over yelling, arguing, making accusations, and making an ass of herself. She was also throwing a quite a few loud F-bombs – I hope Eileen‘s ears were plugged. Whatever happened to Kyle’s fake ladylike shock of the F-bomb? There was one more, as she towered over Kim who was sitting down, yelling ‘f–k you’ for the whole mixer.

“On that front, I think we all hope that some of the ladies start doing something interesting soon,” snarked Brandi. “Because our two resident Gladys Kravitzs tittering and clutching their pearls in mock horror at me is kind of boring.” 

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