This week, Lisa Rinna took to her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills blog to continue to express concern for Kim Richards and poke a little fun at Brandi Glanville and her infamous tampon string. Snark just oozes out of Lisa, and I, for one, cannot get enough.
But first, Lisa gave a shout-out to the viewers. “I love, love, love reading your messages of love and positivity about RHOBH. What I love most is that I really feel like you all get where I’m coming from,” she said. “When I talk about cuckoo passengers on the train, you understand that I am absolutely including myself when I use these funny phrases. We’re all on the same crazy ride, just sitting in different seats. I’m also incredibly appreciative that you all understand that I am truly coming from a good place with good intentions.”
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“During my car ride with Lisa V to Eileen’s house, she reminds me how she’s been down this same road with Kim and that if I do the same, I am playing with fire. That resonates with me, and I take her advice very seriously. We also hear Kyle say, ‘This will not end well…”’ and I understand where she’s coming from with that, too. I am not a trained professional in the field of addiction, though I am a compassionate person that has had more than her fair share of loved ones die from addiction, starting at age six.”
“As a friend, I do feel it is my responsibility to offer my help, love, and guidance in any way that I can,” said Lisa. Somewhere, Kim says, “Blah. Blah. Blah.”
Lisa questioned, again, why Kim seems unbothered by Kyle and Brandi.
“After the reading, we spoke with Kim about her vulnerable state and the feud her sister was in with Brandi, and I had this thought: ‘The rift between Kyle and Brandi is because of Kim. Why do you want people to fight over you? Cause then maybe they become too busy to take a look at what’s really going on with you.’ A thought provoking question to ask ourselves, don’t you think?”
Moving on to the party, Lisa said she wasn’t offended by Brandi‘s menopause joke. Then, like a boss, she turned it around on Brandi.
“I actually found Brandi’s comment calling Lisa V, Kyle, Kim, and I the Menopause Mamas, to be hilarious. I mean really, really funny. Look, it’s pretty clear that I have no shame in my game and am proud of where I am and what I have done in my lifetime. If Suzanne Somers is a spokesperson for Bio-Identical Hormones, then I can be, too, when I actually do hit that phase of my life (and by the way, I am knocking at the door). You take those aging lemons and you make f—kin’ lemonade!”
“If Brandi wants to proudly show off in more ways than one that she still gets her flow, then she should wise up and snatch a tampon endorsement ASAP,” snarked Lisa. “Hello! KA-CHING!”
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