I have no idea how Kristen Doute kept a straight face during her one-on-one time with Scheana Marie during the last episode of Vanderpump Rules. She walked into Scheana listening to her own song and wearing and “R” necklace in honor of her then-boyfriend Rob Valletta.
Then she had to listen to Scheana drone on and on about how she knows Rob loves whether he does or doesn’t tell her so. Scheana even shared that she planned to name their first daughter Madison Marie Parks Valletta. Props to Kristen for keeping her composure during that interaction. Personally, I wouldn’t be able to hold in my laughter.
In a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight, Kristen made a not-so-surprising revelation: “I haven’t talked to Scheana in months, really.” She
even pretended to not know that Scheana has a show in Vegas said, “I think she lives in Vegas right now. She’s just not around.” Clearly Kristen wants nothing to do with Scheana.
Kristen even remarked, “She’s got those twitchy thumbs on Twitter. Kristen shared, “I see things here and there, but… it is what it is. I’ll see her at the reunion, I guess.” First of all, we all know that Kristen is so on top of social media. She is well-aware of everything Scheana is saying to skew the narrative in her favor. Second, that reunion is going to be brutal for Scheana since she really seems to be on the outs these days.
Kristen cleverly remarked, “She’s a little Rob-sessed.” A “little”? She is more than a “a little bit Rob-sessed,” but I don’t blame her. I mean come on, Rob can hang a TV in under seven minutes. Kristen added, “A little too Rob-sessed for my taste, and she’s the only one. Like, she has to realize, like, we’re not talking about it anymore unless we’re asked, so we’re not out to get her. I think she just needs to humble herself.” Yes she does.
Kristen considers Scheana to be “outside” of the group and once again she has labeled her as a “victim.”
Tonight is an all new episode of Vanderpump Rules. “Lisa takes Sandoval and Schwartz on a business trip to Las Vegas to design their new bar, but when the guys focus more on partying than professionalism, Lisa questions the whole partnership. Meanwhile in Vegas, Brittany tells Katie and Ariana she needs to take a pregnancy test, and everyone is shocked by Jax’s reaction to the results. Back in L.A., Lala reaches out to former frenemy, Stassi, to help plan her debut musical event, and Stassi urges Lala to confront the wildcard that could sabotage her performance, James Kennedy.”
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