I’m just going to say it. Scheana Shay (also known as Scheana Marie) has terrible taste in men. Few Vanderpump Rules viewers can argue that point. Last season, she was “just friends” with Adam Spott, and spent the finale asking Adam to confess that he loved her. Oh, and she gave him a penguin that she adopted for him. Project Penguin failed.
Scheana spent Season 6 of Pump Rules bragging about all of Rob Valletta’s amazing qualities. They split after filming for the show wrapped. Recently, Scheana bought new Vanderpump Rules co-star Max Boyens an Apple watch to celebrate Thanksgiving. Of course she did. Max has some major issues of his own to address.
Recently, Scheana Marie was slammed as “boy crazy” by new Vanderpump Rules cast member Max Boyens. However, he has way worse problems than Scheana wanting to hang out and buy him an Apple watch for Thanksgiving.
Scheana has not had the best luck with guys over the years. Max is barely a blip on the radar. She struggled with ex-husband Mike Shay’s sobriety, oh and that time he cleared their joint bank account. Rob Valletta could hang a TV in seven seconds, but he dumped her after making her wait until he finished his Fantasy Football draft. Adam Spott wouldn’t actually date Scheana, but he got all of the relationship benefits from being her “best friend.” After that, she hung out with Robby Hayes from The Bachelorette and now she’s dating an Australian named Brock Davies.
So far, Vanderpump Rules viewers haven’t been impressed with Scheana Marie’s taste in men. First, there was Mike Shay, who struggled with substance abuse, drained her bank account, and was caught sexting another woman. She rebounded with Rob Valletta, the man infamous for hanging a TV in under seven minutes. He dumped Scheana after making her wait for him to finish his fantasy football draft. Then, she had her dalliances with t
hirsty reality TV stars members of Bachelor Nation. Last season, she tried so hard to turn the friends with benefits situation with Adam Spott into something more, but that just never happened.
Currently, she’s dating Brock Davies, a personal trainer from Australia. It’s unclear if Brock will be on the show when Season 8 airs, but he was recently on her podcast Scheananigans. He revealed that his parents have been Vanderpump Rules viewers for a while and, unfortunately, they were not fans of Scheana based on their years of watching. Ouch. That had to be an awkward meeting, right?
After being “single for a year,” i.e. hooking up with Adam Spott, funding his life, and begging him to say “I love you” after buying him a penguin, Scheana Marie is officially off the market. It seems like a pretty new relationship, so we probably won’t see it on the upcoming season of Vanderpump Rules.
However, Scheana recently shared some info on her new guy. James Kennedy also chimed in with some details.
Last season, Vanderpump Rules fans saw a post-Rob Scheana Marie playing the field. Sort of. She went on a date with Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise alum Robby Hayes. But, ultimately, she had her sights set on Adam Spott. She even got him a penguin, but he wasn’t moved by the gesture. However, in his defense, he was mad at Scheana for having sex with a male model. In her defense, Scheana and Adam were not a couple. They were just “best friends,” even though Scheana begged him to say “I love you” during the Season 7 finale.
Now, Scheana is done with Adam, or so she says. Recently, she was spotted making out with Robby. Again. But after that, she was spotted with another member of Bachelor Nation. Is Scheana becoming the real-life Bachelorette by dating all of the guys in front of paparazzi
that she called?
Even though Scheana Marie never officially “dated” Adam Spott, she did beg him to tell her he loved her during the last Vanderpump Rules finale. Then she got drunk and cried with Brittany Cartwright’s Mamaw.
She claimed that they were just “best friends” many times over. She also said that he was the first guy she didn’t have to fake orgasms with. Sorry, Mike Shay and Rob Valletta. Now, she’s so done with Adam. Not that they ever officially dated.
There are very few things in this life that I am 100% certain about. I am 100% certain that if I am running late, there will be traffic. I am 100% certain that when I’m “not drinking tonight,” I will have consumed 10 tequila shots by 9 pm. I am also 100% certain that Scheana Marie involves herself in very public, and messy, romantic entanglements for dramatic purposes.
First, there was poor Mike Shay. Scheana and Mike had a marriage that was over before it really even begun. But the blessed union put her front and center on Vanderpump Rules for the majority of that season, and that’s all that really matters. I wonder if Scheana is bitter about the fact that Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor’s wedding was an over-the-top extravaganza paid for by sponsored Instagram posts, and all Scheana got was a crop-top wedding dress and a bunch of bedazzled silk roses? After her divorce from Mike, she moved on to Rob Valletta, whose name she mentioned at every. Possible. Opportunity. Then, last season, she badgered poor Adam Spott into “dating” her, and immediately tried to make him jealous by making out with Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise-alum, Adam’s friend, Robby Hayes.
The latest Vanderpump Rules reunion turned into the Everyone Hates James Kennedy three-part special. Almost the entire cast of the show had it out for him. You would think he had kidnapped all of their firstborns. But it all boiled down to James rapping about Jax Taylor cheating, and a fat shaming comment to Katie Maloney, that united the cast against him.
The only cast members to stick up for him during the reunion were Tom Sandoval, Ariana Madix, and Raquel Leviss. Which is not a surprise, as Raquel is James girlfriend. And Tom has been a vocal advocate for James all season. He even confronted Katie and called her a bully. But where was James’ other supposed ally, Scheana Marie, in all this mess?