Did you hear the big Southern Charm accomplishment this year, guys!? Shep Rose has a girlfriend! Taylor Ann Green! Let’s all hurry up and give this 40 year old man the attention he needs for dating someone for some months so we can all move on. Please. I’m begging.
While some people think his new relationship has made Shep a better person, I just don’t know. He’s still basically a drunk lump in JCrew. Am I missing something?
Shep has officially taken this revelation of commitment to the next level. He has revealed to People that his newest venture is writing a book about relationships. The jokes write themselves.
This new book, titled, Average Expectations: Lessons in Lowering the Bar, will include insight to Shep’s relationships, travel and the trials and tribulations of being a late bloomer. Neat.
The memoir will be a collection of essays. Shep will be giving his “honest takes” on relationships. Apparently there’s a feature on ghosting. Shep also reveals some of his wildest stories from his travel abroad. He hopes that by sharing his exploits he will encourage his readers to live an “untamed life”. How about fuck your book and give me your trust fund? I could find time to live untamed abroad then. Some of us have to work, bro.
Shep shares, “I wrote this book for the fans and the haters, I’m sure both groups will be horrified, but ultimately intrigued, by my insane exploits! You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe…but it just may be the best thing to come out of COVID, excluding, of course, Tiger King” He needs to keep Tiger King out of his pandering thirsty mouth.
Speaking of pandering, on Watch What Happens Live Shep recently spoke about quarantining with Taylor early in their relationship. He shared, “Honestly, we were like a married couple two or three months into our relationship, so, that was a change and I was kind of nervous about it — but I must say, domesticity isn’t all that bad, and maybe I was being scared of it for no reason at all.”
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