Welcome to the recap for Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 6. Last week, Angelica and Jason stole the show with their romance that just couldn’t seem to get off the ground. And Angelica literally couldn’t get off the ground when Jason pinned her down during their Jiu-jitsu date and admitted he lied to her about not seeing someone else. This was one red flag too many, so Angelica ended things. However, the group was not on Angelica’s side. As soon as she ditched Jason, she started making out with Shayne. Messy, messy! Here’s exactly what went down in Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 6: “Pump Fiction.”
What happened in Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 6?
Angelica broke Audrey’s trust by telling everyone, including LVP, about Jason having a penis pump. When Audrey confronted her, Angelica placed the blame back onto Audrey, leaving Audrey to wonder if Angelica was dropped on her head as a baby. Meanwhile, Shayne continued to live out his Hollywood dream by celebrating the premiere of his short film. But things got dicey when his father arrived for the occasion, which almost caused Shayne to relapse.
Angelica spills the tea about Jason’s penis pump
While the annual SUR photoshoot was completed, it was time for a new one at TomTom featuring Lisa’s merch. Who wouldn’t want a goat cheese balls sweatshirt?
As Marcus and Shayne did push-ups to prep, Lisa cornered Audrey to spill the tea about the mayhem the SUR peeps caused at TomTom last night.
Audrey didn’t want to tattle but gave in. She admitted her friend ripped a mirror off the wall, and Demy and Natalie were shouting at each other. Lisa was not pleased.
Then Angelica arrived. When she saw Marcus, she teared up that she had an MRI for her back because of her Jiu-jitsu date with Jason. In his confessional, Marcus laughed, “What a sh*t date. He was slamming your ass all around the goddamn dojo?”
Chris watched on with major side-eye. He stated in his confessional, “This might be like the biggest cry for attention I’ve ever seen in all 31 years of my existence. She could win a f*cking Oscar for this performance.”
Lisa then came over and asked what was wrong. Angelica blurted out that Jason gave her the ick because he had an OnlyFans and used a penis pump. Lisa’s eyebrows would have raised sky-high if it weren’t for the Botox.
Then Angelica continued talking about the penis pump the rest of the shoot to anyone who would listen. Audrey was steaming. She shared, “I feel like Angelica is using what I told her about Jason and weaponizing it to embarrass him. She needs to go back to whatever school she got her degree from and ask for her money back, and then use that money for therapy.” Shots fired!
Lisa feels Demy and Natalie are “liabilities”
The informercial for penis pumps continued when Chris called out Angelica for her childish behavior and that she didn’t seem physically hurt. After Angelica blamed it on Audrey, Chris told her, “You are such a fake b*tch.” Shayne broke the fourth wall, looked at the camera, and shrugged his shoulders. That went well!
Another conversation that went just as well was Lisa schooling Demy and Natalie for fighting at TomTom. Demy announced, “I decided last night that I was done with this friendship.” Natalie had no idea what the problem was. And that was the problem for Demy. Also, it probably didn’t help that Natalie had stolen Demy’s man in the past.
Lisa admitted in her confessional, “The one thing I don’t like hearing are excuses. Especially Demy; she’s supposed to be a manager. They’re starting to feel like a liability; I don’t like that.”
Lisa advised that no one was winning and they needed to resolve it. She told Natalie, “Maybe you can’t fix this one. She doesn’t want to fix it … agree to differ.”
The rest of the group arrived at SUR, with Chris spilling the beans to Jason about Angelica. He said, “Pretty much Angelica made a f*cking fool out of herself. She was f*cking screaming out ‘penis pump’ like all f*cking day.”
Angelica begrudgingly went to talk with Jason after Shayne encouraged her. She explained, “It just came out like diarrhea because I’m going through a lot. And it made me laugh. I mean, it’s a penis pump; it’s crazy, right?”
When Jason advised they talk more later because he had to check on his tables, she called him an “a**hole.” Jason snapped back, “Your apology was sh*t.” This wasn’t going to be resolved anytime soon.
Shayne has a heart-to-heart with Marcus
Today was Shayne’s “big day.” His short film was going to premiere at the Formosa Film Festival. But before the event, Marcus stopped by to see how he was doing.
Shayne then got serious. His father was visiting, which brought up feelings from the past. He told Marcus he almost relapsed.
Shayne said, “I don’t know what overcame me. But I stopped at the smoke shop. And I picked up a bottle of Kratom.”
In his confessional, Shayne said his dad was in and out of jail, and his family introduced him to drugs and alcohol as a child. He said, “It wasn’t until I was digging through carpet looking for meth crumbs that I understood that I might have a problem. When I started recovery, my relationship with my parents really kind of ended.”
Marcus asked, “So, did you do it?” Shayne shook his head. He responded, “No. I put it down … I had three years clean, bro. The last time I walked in the store and got the Kratom, that was a two-year relapse.”
With that crisis averted, Shayne admitted he accepted his dad for who he was. And he was thankful that Marcus was there to support him.
Across town, Jason caught up with Chris and was surprised to learn he was taking things slow with Audrey. Chris said in his confessional, “Yes, of course I’m a guy, and I love to have sex. Genuinely, though, I feel that it has f*cked up past situationships … I kind of don’t want that anymore.”
Audrey stopped by and apologized to Jason about the whole penis pump debacle. Jason shared he was thankful because it showed Angelica’s true colors. Still, Audrey was peeved. Angelica had broken her trust, and she did not take that lightly.
Audrey was dunzo with Angelica on Vanderpump Rules
Luckily for Shayne, the movie premiere went off without a hitch. Shayne’s dad felt his son’s movie was the best, while Natalie was less than impressed. She judged Shayne was no Leonardo DiCaprio just yet.
Afterwards, everyone headed off to another bar to celebrate. But Marcus and Kim weren’t celebrating. Marcus had picked a fight over Kim hugging everyone hello. He reasoned if he couldn’t hug Natalie, she couldn’t hug anyone. Demy said in her confessional, “Marcus gets mad at Kim for the stupidest things. Like, did Kim f*ck somebody during this hug?”
Meanwhile, Angelica decided to chat with Audrey about what happened earlier. Audrey told her that her trust was broken. Angelica thought it was fair game since Jason had an OnlyFans. Audrey said in her confessional, “Girl! What is wrong with you, and how many times were you dropped on your head as a baby?”
Audrey said this was something shared between them, and Angelica sharing it with everyone and their boss was not ok. Angelica then blamed it on Audrey for bringing it up in the first place. Audrey said there’s a “time and place,” but Angelica didn’t get it or just didn’t care.
Angelica then tried to spin it that Audrey wasn’t a girl’s girl. Audrey said, “If you want to talk about validation, let’s talk about the two people you’ve been going after. I am not the one.” Angelica half apologized, but it wasn’t enough. Audrey’s determined their friendship was officially over.
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