After seasons and seasons of LymeLies, and Munchensnoozin, and dishwares dramas, and panty-PeeKers, and Brokendown Brandi-gates, it’s impossible to recall that this show was once as exciting, raw, and authentically crazy as Real Housewives Of New York! I mean this recap of Kyle Richards‘ most memorable moments stands as a testament to the great letdown of my reality TV obsessed life.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
All of the build up around the new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has revolved around Lisa Vanderpump. Nobody can deny that. There’s been no shortage of rumors and allegations about LVP in the press. Luckily viewers will get to see it all unfold when the new season premieres. She appears to be on the outs with nearly all of her fellow Housewives.
Geppetto LVP is in for another season of isolation and accusations. She said she’s never sold a story in her life, so she must be telling the truth.Right?
We still don’t know what exactly went down during the production of Season 9. We just know everyone is against LVP. SO MUCH DRAMA. Will the greatest chess player of all time ever bounce back from this? We’re not sure! Her relationships with Kyle Richards and the others aren’t the only relationships she should worry about though. Andy Cohen’s opinion is the most important one when it comes to job security. LVP knows this. Lisa may be on an island away from the other wives, but what exactly is her relationship with Andy like today?
Is it February 12 yet? Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 9 is just one day away. The anticipation is almost too much to handle. All we know is that pretty much every cast member is at odds with Lisa Vanderpump. Other than that, it’s not clear what exactly went down.
However, the Season 9 taglines do sort of hint at what we can expect from each cast member this season. Well, except for Camille Grammer. Once again, the OG cast member is not a full-time cast member.
Over the years, we have come to know the Real Housewives for many things. Living in big houses. Designer clothing. Handbags that cost more than your car. Businesses that seem to appear and disappear overnight. And the occasional arrest.
The one thing that the Real Housewives might be best known for, however, is their love of a good feud. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump have had their skirmishes throughout the years. But they have never had an epic Housewives fight. And certainly, have never stopped speaking. Until now.
Is it February 12 yet? I’m eagerly anticipating the premiere of Lisa Vanderpump vs. Everyone. Ummm, I mean Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 9. There has been so much gossip during filming, The fans just want to know the truth!
Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, and Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave were on Watch What Happens Live last night. If they weren’t talking about Lisa Vanderpump, they were just waiting for a chance to bring her up. Then again, Andy Cohen was the one stirring the pot. I mean asking the questions. He wanted them to mention LVP. Clearly.
Who among us hasn’t told a little white lie? You know, like telling your boss you were late for work because of traffic. When in reality you spent 15 minutes waiting in line at your favorite coffee place to get a caramel macchiato before work.
Housewives, in some ways, are no different than the rest of us. They occasionally tell lies-sometimes big and sometimes small. In an interview this week, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Kyle Richards talks about the new season. She says it’s all about deception. Which seems like a good basis for an interesting Real Housewives season.
Season 9 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is set to start soon, and the drama is already crazy! Much of that drama involves whether or not Lisa Vanderpump is planning to exit the series after this wild season.
Lisa’s co-stars, Kyle Richards, Dorit Kemsley, Lisa Rinna, Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave, and Erika Jayne are mixing it up this time along with newbie Denise Richards. Rumors have been swirling that Lisa would only film with Denise. That is certainly an ominous sign. I don’t think that RHOBH would shine as brightly without OG Lisa.
Denise Richards joined the cast of The Real Housewives Beverly Hills for Season 9, which starts next week. Like any new Housewife, she must wonder how sharing her life with six other women will go. Will I make new friends and be accepted? Are new career opportunities going to come my way? Are my castmates going to dig up dirt from my past and use it against me?
Wouldn’t you love it if your new co-workers gave you honest advice about what REALLY happened around the office? You know, the kind of realness that could get someone sent to HR? Well, rookie Denise is the lucky recipient of such “office” wisdom from her fellow Housewives!