Tonight the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills travel to Hawaii to celebrate Camille Grammer‘s marriage. For an episode about Camille’s wedding, Kyle Richards is sure getting a lot of attention. Unfortunately.
Lisa Rinna and Dorit Kemsley are dateless and have only each other to worry about. Which is probably a welcome reprieve! Meanwhile, Kyle is stuck babysitting Mauricio Umansky. Since she doesn’t have any of her daughters to hover over Kyle probably loves this. And basking in the sun and the booze certainly brings out the Maurice in Mauricio!
There are certain events that we can expect from every Vanderpump Rules season. We get Gay Pride, a Mexico trip, and Stassi Schroeder’s birthday. There’s also World Dog Day, which Lisa Vanderpump hosted and some of the Pump Rules cast attended.
However, as expected, zero Real Housewives of Beverly Hills were in attendance. Not even flip-flopper Camille Grammer or one and done Joyce Giraud, the sole RHOBH cast member Lisa seems to be close with. Thankfully, Lisa’s husband Ken Todd and some Vanderpump Rules were there to support. However, there were still some notable names missing.
Lisa Rinna has been a busy woman this season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She has been feverishly stirring the pot about “puppy gate” and enjoying the toppling of Lisa Vanderpump as top Beverly Hills Housewife. She has been using $2,000 worth of skin care products to maintain her glowing skin. Same, Rinna. Same.
Rinna engaged in a Twitter war with husband Harry Hamlin’s ex-wife Nicollette Sheridan. Rinna strongly implied that Nicollette cheated on Harry with singer Michael Bolton. Nicollette was also married, and just divorced, from Aaron Phypers. This paved the way for Aaron to marry newbie Housewife Denise Richards. Bravo, can we please have Nicollette join RHOBH? Please! That would be amazing!
Last night the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills paid homage to the great legend herself, Erika Jayne, but the true legend they ought to be bowing to is Camille Grammer, returneth to us in her splendorous season 1 form.
Now that Lisa Vanderpump has removed herself from the scene, what is Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave supposed to do but focus all her obsessive energies onto exposing the truth about Camille? Camille, as we know will rise to that occasion, rather flightily and airily, but with needle-prick jabs that hit all the right pressure points. Like acupuncture for your insecurities.
Tonight Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills returns with an epic auto-tune moment: The Erika Jayne concert. Featuring jazz and musical legends, a gospel choir, and a full band. Oh… haha… oops – that was the Boy George concert!
At Erika’s concert a technical malfunctions ensure that people have to listen to her actual voice, not the stylized version, but at least the mic failed and the audience can just watch the glittering electric light display of gyrating sequins dry humping air instead.
A puppy managed to undo one of the most solid friendships on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump’s friendship imploded after an infamous showdown over planted tabloid stories. An explosive episode followed by one where Camille Grammer, a former dental hygienist, made fun of LVP’s teeth and breath with fellow cast members.
It’s hardly a surprise that Lisa ditched filming with the cast after that. Although LVP did break her silence on social media to say that she’d rather work with pigs than her fellow Housewives. Time will tell if the rest of the season is watchable without LVP.
No one expected Camille Grammer to make fun of Lisa Vanderpump’s dental work. No one mentioned anything about teeth, yet she went on and on about it. It really came out of nowhere. Whether you love Lisa or not, you have to admit those comments were mean and super random.
However, Camille apologized to Lisa in person and on Twitter several times. They made up and moved on. Fat chance. We all know that was never going to happen. The other Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars have said (for years) that Lisa loves to hold a grudge. And lately, both Camille and Lisa’s Twitter fingers have been working overtime.
It seems like Camille Grammer did everything she could to get a full-time spot on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. However, she did not secure that diamond. The only thing she has right now is a raging feud with Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave.
The tension between Teddi and Camille was high during the RHOBH camping trip and it spilled over onto Twitter.