90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days stars Jesse Meester and Darcey Silva go tit for tat again. Or tit for tats, depending on which Silva sister you ask. I don’t think enough can be said about these two, although who were they before they had each other? Despite terminating their relationship months ago, and the season finale reunion having aired last Sunday, Darcey and Jesse are still utilizing their televised romance for the sake of one last positive affirmation hit from their fans.
On Wednesday, Darcey appeared on Bravolebrity Stassi Schroeder‘s podcast, “Straight Up with Stassi,” with her infamous shoe in tow. The Louboutin that, according to Jesse, was aimed for his head but Darcey maintains she threw at his feet. The argument over the intended trajectory of this shoe caused a huge rift between the couple.
Sigh. It seems like only yesterday that these mild-to-highly disturbed folks came into our lives, but alas, ‘tis time to say goodbye! Before the six couples of 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days float on down the rancid river of their bad decisions forever, we at least get one final rumble on a very tiny couch, complete with Angela popping off on Rachel while two grown men physically restrain her. And really, what more could we ask for?
Last night, Shaun Robinson hosted the 90 Day version of a TLC reunion, known as The Couples Tell All, in which the American fiances come together (plus Jesse, who would attend the opening of an envelope if it meant more screen time) to talk to their Skyped-in lovahs. At each Tell All, we are promised updates on the couples’ plans since we’ve seen them last. But what we actually get at these twisted shindigs is OH SO much more.
Even though each and every cast member of 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days could single-handedly bring enough dramatic trash TV to carry an entire season, tonight we’re in for a real treat. Because the Couples Tell All reunion is here!
And you know what that means: The entire cast is about to be crammed on to one tiny couch to claw each other’s eyes out in the name of love and fodderhood. Plus, their partners in crime are all set to Skype in via large screen TV to fight with them through the magic of broadband, with only Shaun Robinson poised betwixt them to control the chaos. Or maybe just gawk at it?
We all knew the toxic miasma that was the relationship of Darcey Silva and Jesse Meester on 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days wouldn’t end with the season finale. We knew their bickering wouldn’t be confined to the parameters of a weekly television series. No, Darcey and (especially) Jesse find it perfectly necessary and appropriate to continuously take jabs at each other on social media.
There are currently three main triggering topics for these guys. The first is who actually paid for the summer trip to Greece that they took as a happy couple in the summer of 2017. Darcey claims she was the one to foot the bill, and her sister Stacey backed her up when she was interviewed on the live after show.
Saturday night, I witnessed Bradley Cooper shine in A Star Is Born, but last night I truly witnessed the best actor in a lead dramatic role when Ricky pretended he was something other than a world class scumbag. Ah, 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days, what are we gonna do without ya? Season two has been a rare gift of carefully curated dysfunction, the likes of which we may never see again – until regular 90 Day Fiance (season 6) starts up in two weeks. YAY!
Before we get to Ricky’s hot mess, a hop across the pond is in order. Rachel, Jon, and Lucy are playing “happy family” at their cottage rental as Rachel silently seethes over girlfriends of Jon’s past. It seems she’s moved past her fears (for now) because it’s time to pick out wedding bands. And apparently, it’s also time to tell the unwitting jeweler, “We met on a karaoke app!” It’s also time for Jon to tell Rachel that he doesn’t want to wear a wedding ring! Umm, WHAT?
It’s the end of a long, dramatic journey for the six couples of this season’s 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, and tonight we’ll see just how much dignity can be scraped off of the floor before they decide to walk away and/or commit themselves to one another for
another paycheck life.
TLC’s previews are keeping tonight’s drama on strict lockdown, but we do see glimpses of what may befall our American-foreign lovebirds. As for the 7th(ish) couple, Marta and Daya, their relationship was basically dead on arrival, so let’s just allow them to RIP.
Hello Darcey. Hello Daughters. It is illusion. Dat I’m da Fodder. So the time’s come. Dat we end this. Now go home and cut your damn steak. On da bias.
Welcome to Camp Crazy! What the actual f**k did we witness on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days last night? What a swirling toilet bowl of drama this show is – and there’s no climbing out now. This week, there was beach-side rapping, a dramatic near death experience in four feet of water (!!), a hateful break up in an Uber, jacked up proposals galore, and – sadly – tragic news for Paul and Karine.
We’re sliding into home plate on season two of 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. Or, shall we say, the train is almost nearly at full wrecking capacity? Either way, the end is nigh, my friends! And tonight’s episode is teasing some huge moments for our 6
and a half favorite couples.
There are turning points galore previewed in the drama to come, including Tarik facing the stark reality that Hazel is only interested in one thing: A one-way ticket out of the Philippines and an escape from poverty. How it’s taken Tarik so long to see this is baffling, but we’ll just assume he’s on the slow moving train.