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These prophets better stand all the way back because that Delilah spirit is coming in hotter than Hades around here. The Real Housewives of Atlanta is still bringing it after the final reunion episodeAm I the only one with whiplash from the latest on Porsha Williams and Simon Guobadia? Where is Drew Sidora when she could finally have something interesting to talk about?

I can’t imagine anyone reading this right now isn’t aware of the split between Falynn Guobadia and Simon. Pretty much anyone with a pulse at this point can thank a resurrection. I think we all just about died at the news of Simon and Porsha’s engagement last night. And after “only a month” together? Something in the matched up Instagram pictures from January buttermilk isn’t clean….

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I think many Real Housewives of Atlanta fans can agree that the Southern ladies did not have the best season this year. With the coronavirus pandemic and the overplay of #BoloGate, something just missed a mark. Kenya Moore continued to stir the pot to keep things interesting and had a few new sidekicks (aka LaToya Ali and Marlo Hampton). But if we didn’t have Kandi Burruss invite the ladies to the dungeon for Cynthia Bailey’s wild bachelorette party, it truly would’ve been a total snoozefest.

But now that the season’s wrapped, Porsha Williams dropped a bomb that has RHOA fans losing their minds. She’s apparently engaged to Simon Guobadia, the very recent ex-husband of friend-of Falynn Guobadia. Yes, the golf club snatching Medusa that Porsha brought onto the show in the first place. This mess has only just begun, and fans have high hopes it will create lots of drama next season. If only Marlo and Twirl had this ammo to throw at P at the reunion.

Fans Speculate Porsha Williams’ Relationship With Falynn Guobadia’s Husband Simon Guobadia Has Gone On Longer Than “A Month”

Kenya Moore, we see you having a great day. Seemingly overnight, news about Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porsha Williams has broken the internet. Yesterday Porsha revealed a brand new chapter of her love life, straight out of a Jackie Collins book. The Hot Dog King has been returned to his bun to make way for… The Oil Guy.

The Oil Guy is Falynn’s Guobadia’s ex-husband, Simon Guobadia. As you know, RHOA featured Falynn this season, along with Simon, who is now engaged to Porsha. Yesterday Porsha dropped a bomb that she has a brand new ring, courtesy of her newish man. Both Simon and Porsha confirmed their love, stating their affair of the heart began about 4 weeks ago. Fans are side-eyeing the timeline, because we aren’t idiots, and some interesting social media posts have resurfaced. Now that we’re talking about the soon-to-be-ex-husband, let’s talk about the boat.

Porsha Williams

Porsha Williams has managed to create more drama in the past 24 hours than what went on throughout the entire thirteenth season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. And this time, it doesn’t even involve Bolo (shocker). P broke the internet by revealing that she’s in a romantic relationship with Simon Guobadia. Yes, that would be Falynn Guobadia’s very recent ex.

If you have a look on your face that looks like Porsha’s when she saw Bolo’s thang for the first time, you’re definitely not alone. Falynn came onto RHOA as a FRIEND-OF PORSHA’S. And while the majority of the drama surrounding her involved being taunted by fellow newbie LaToya Ali, this is a whole other level of breaking girl code. I’d do anything to hear what new besties Marlo Hampton and Kenya Moore have to say about this. And honestly, Kandi Burruss and Don Juan probably have plenty of thoughts as well. Now Drew Sidora’s take, on the other hand, I can live without.

Phaedra Parks

As this season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta comes to an end, the real star of the show has proven time and time again to be Bolo the stripper. He was the main source of drama throughout the season. Kenya Moore has been on a mission to expose Porsha Williams and Tanya Sam for sleeping with the stripper at Cynthia Bailey’s bachelorette party. Porsha and Tanya have denied it and won’t fess up. Bolo caused some tension between Drew Sidora and LaToya Ali as well, thanks to some booty poppin on a coffee table. At the reunion, a Bolo mannequin was even present on stage to convey his importance to the storyline.

What RHOA really needs, like Marlo Hampton suggests, is Phaedra Parks back. Phae is a master at stirring the pot and make Atlanta dramatic again. It was rumored she was going to replace COVID Bailey last season, but unfortunately, that didn’t happen. We could’ve saw Phaedra and Twirl unpack their drama surrounding Apollo Nida. She could’ve been involved in the amends made between Porsha and Kandi Burruss, even though she was the reason for the feud in the first place. Truly, so many moments would’ve been better with Phaedra there. Maybe next year.

Porsha Williams Real Housewives Of Atlanta

A season like no other is finally coming to an end. The last chapter of Season 13 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta is HERE. It’s felt like it’s been on forever. This is partly because of the never ending feud between Kenya Moore & Porsha Williams. It’s time to simply realize these two will NEVER get a lot. It’s not going to happen. There’s no amount of mediating in the world that will bring these two together as friends.

The last part of the reunion will probably put a spotlight on what went wrong for those two this season. They started off rocky and ended in an even worse place. However, they aren’t the only two constantly add odds. Taking a similar trajectory as Kenya & Porsha, Drew Sidora & LaToya Ali immediately clashed as well. The bad blood is very real between those two. 

Marlo Hampton Real Housewives Of Atlanta

Real Housewives of Atlanta had an… interesting season. It’s difficult to sum up, but if you enjoy exotic dancers wearing fake Chanel crime tape, then I guess you had a great time. New cast member Drew Sidora came on the scene and it might be fair to say she watched every single episode available of RHOA prior to her debut. But don’t forget Drew is a master thespian and can assume any personality she wants to portray, thanks to her amazing acting skills.

Drew and husband Ralph Pittman had quite a storyline. Ralph likes to play music and take long drives. Like really long drives – all the way to Florida long. And it was one of Ralph’s road trips that got him in hot water. Thank goodness he had solid evidence in the form of financial receipts to confirm his innocence. In the event you are one of the fans maintaining a healthy side-eye at ‘ol Ralph, then save a seat for Marlo Hampton because she is on your team.

Marlo Hampton Says It Was A Lot For Drew Sidora To Show Her Son’s Struggles On TV; Praises Her For Keeping It Real

The Real Housewives of Atlanta have wrapped up their season and if I’m being honest, I was underwhelmed. It’s one of my favorite franchises, so I feel like they could give me nothing and I would still be happy. Which is kind of true for this season. But they hyped up the whole Bolo situation so much, I was expecting more. And they just didn’t deliver. Despite Kenya Moore trying to make BoloGate happen, it just kind of fell flat. Does anyone really care if Porsha Williams slept with him or not? I don’t.

But with a new season we did get a new housewife, Drew Sidora. While she clashed with almost everyone, she made it a point to show a lot of her personal life in her first season. And I mean A LOT. We got to swoon over her hot husband, Ralph Pittman, only to immediately un-swoon when he ditched her for three days without a peep. That was a mess if I’m being frank. I don’t care how hot he is, disappearing to “Tampa” for three days is a marriage dealbreaker for me. But Drew also shared a family struggle that included her oldest son, Josiah, coming to terms with his biological father.