James Cosmo

I’ve come out of sulking long enough to do this Celebrity Big Brother recap then I shall go back to drowning myself in a jar of Nutella.  And I mean Straight Nutella.  No bread, or toast or any of that soft stuff.  A hit, straight up from the jar.  I only use a spoon so I don’t look animal.  Anyways, I digress…

We first recap on the day of the eviction.  Jasmine Waltz starts the day apologizing to Big Brother for being a brat.  She actually does it in quite an amusing way and recognizes that she was being petulant.  Fair Play.

We start this recap with an apology.  I have soooooo fallen out with Celebrity Big Brother.  I’m not saying its ruined my life, or even my week, but my night took a definite turn for the worst.  But I have a job to do, and will try to do it.  #takingonefortheteam

We open the show with the promise of an eviction, then 3 brand new housemates, and then another eviction.  If that wasn’t enough, we then have a vote to put a selection of housemates in the house from hell.  Busy night then….

It’s Day 9 in the Celebrity Big Brother house and the second day of the Land of Nod Task.  Celebs have pulled an all-nighter with the egg timers and dream cloud jumping.

Brandon Block is struggling in the house and James Jourdan is feeling guilty.  Neither of which I saw coming.  James feels that they should have been more sensitive to the fact that she is nominated for eviction and has been dealt a tough journey so far.  Angie takes the tough stance and says that they can’t have regrets and that she was up for eviction too, so by the same thinking, she should have been invited too.  However Nicola and James talk to Stacy.  Somehow it turns in to Nicola walking off in tears.  #itsallaboutme.

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Day 8 in the Celebrity Big Brother house begins with a Ray J-less house. Media coverage says he left the house due to a dental problem, but other than a small announcement at the beginning of the episode, and a clip in the middle, there is no other detail.

It’s shopping task day and housemates are a-waking in the land of nod. Leaders of the task are the “Dream Team,” comprising of James Jordan and Nicola McLean, whose job it is to ensure the housemates follow the rules. James reluctantly takes up the role – I lie – he’s loving it. The rules: no make up or appliances, no lying down during the day, no sleeping during the day, and no yawning. No wonder Ray J left – that was 80% of his daily activity. James J and Nicola get a free pass and are allowed to do what they like.

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It’s nomination day in Celebrity Big Brother house. The housemates get to nominate for the first time and things are about to get real.

But before those fun and games, we open to Coleen Nolan, James Jordan, and Calum Best discussing the argument last night. Coleen explains that she was just trying to make Jamie O’Hara feel better and apologizes for upsetting him. Calum explains his point, that it was just another label he had wanted to escape from in the house, and that he understands now why it was all said. It was all very civilized and British, and everyone is happy and lovely again.

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