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90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After: Severed Ties

On last night’s episode of  90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, Colt Johnson is still trying to smooth things over with his mommy after revealing he kept a secret from her. To some keeping things that will upset your parents secret, is no big deal. But it’s practically blasphemy with this mother and son. Debbie Johnson and Colt share everything from a house, car, and bank account to life in general. By all accounts Colt’s mom was basically his wife, before he married  Larissa Dos Santos Lima . While shopping for cat supplies, Colt explains more about Larissa’s kids and their future. Basically, there are no real plans to bring the children to America, at least not anytime soon. Debbie is still not convinced her daughter in law isn’t hiding more things from her.

Colt is sexually frustrated because he and Larissa have not been intimate in quite some time. They go to a sex therapist to discuss their issues. This should be disgusting interesting. Insert puke emoji here. Larissa complains about the dynamic between Colt and his mother. Who would be turned on by Colt in general, let alone with his him mother downstairs? Okay.. I didn’t want to know this much detail about Colt and Larissa’s sex life. Ewww…. I could have lived my life happily without hearing this nonsense. My ears!!!!!!!!! That is one image I didn’t need to form in my mind.

Marrying Millions

The creators of 90 Day Fiance are trying their hand at scoring another reality TV hit.  And they are taking the magic formula that worked so well for that series.  That is, following the lives of two very different people as they try to build a life together.  This time though, the couples are all Americans but live in vastly different financial situations.

It seems like an interesting idea, though fans will miss out on the cringe-worthy cultural clashes that made 90 Day Fiance so great.  Who can forget Paul Staehle and Karine Staehle in their early days communicating through Google translate? Or Nicole Nafziger unable to deny herself PDA with Azan Tefou?

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Season Premier Recap: Dirty Dancing

On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, Larissa Dos Santos Lima  revealed a huge secret that left everyone shocked. As if she and  Colt Johnson’s marriage wasn’t riddled with enough challenges, we find out yet another one. Colt’s mother, Debbie Johnson, was in complete disbelief to find out her husband son dared to keep anything from her. MeanwhilePedro Jimeno, is living his best life in the Dominican Republic. He is surrounded by people, who actually like him. Some more than others…  The Family Chantel will be charging their tasers and looking up the number to immigration, once they see this episode. SMH….

In an effort to make his drama queen happy, Colt finally emancipated his wife from the house. Larissa donned a dress fit for an escort to go on their casino date. Does Colt go anywhere besides places to eat and the casino? It’s clear Larissa never leaves the house. Her style choices scream that she rarely gets the opportunity to dress up. While at the casino, Colt promises to file for an adjustment of status for his wife. This will give them the opportunity to eventually travel back to Brazil to meet his in-laws for the first time. By the look on Larissa’s face, she isn’t thrilled to unveil her husband to her family. I guess, for now, Colt is still her dirty big American secret.

Pedro Jimeno Goes Too Far With His Sister’s Friend On 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Tonight

The drama continues on tonight’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After. Larissa Dos Santos Lima confesses her biggest secret. However, this isn’t really a secret at all since everything with Larissa and Colt Johnson becomes very public news. Larissa admits that she has kids back in her home country, Brazil. Ummm…

How did she not tell him that? When was this filmed? This was very public news a while ago. Does Colt not have internet access? Then again, he doesn’t even have a car with air conditioning.

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Recap: A Break May Be Necessary

On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, several couples seemed to be hoping for a break from one another. But all signs point to break up in the future at the rate they are going. Ashley Martson surprised her husband Jay Smith with a girl’s trip to NYC. In her mind, she doesn’t need his approval to go anywhere so letting him know last minute is a courtesy. Wow… last time I checked spouses actually discuss their plans.  Pedro Jimeno was counting down the days to leave his wife, Chantel Everett. When Chantel communicated that she doesn’t want to be alone for too long, he reminded her she will have her cat. Is Pedro ready for an extended vacation or a divorce?

Elizabeth Potthast visited her sister, Jen’s home to vent about the situation she created. Last week, she and her husband were being ungrateful spoiled brats when her dad requested they do more to get on their feet. I find it funny that Elizabeth was down to drag her dad with her husband UNTIL Andrei Castravet demanded they leave their comfy home. He wants to go somewhere, he can afford, which is nowhere, because he doesn’t have a job. Does Andrei not have basic math skills? You moved into the free rental house because you were broke, no free house equals even more broke!

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Season Premier Recap: The Mistrials of Marriage

On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, Larissa Dos Santos Lima finally discovered her fate in relation to her domestic violence case.  Debbie Johnson probably planned a party and bought a new trucker tee in hopes of her daughter-in-law’s departure. It’s hard to know how Colt Johnson truly feels about the predicament. He always seems confused. They are not the only couple going through a trial in this episode. There is a blowout fight you don’t want to miss.

It’s the day of Larissa’s trial. She is in fear of losing her American dream. I guess the thought of leaving her controlling mother-in-law and her dough boy of a husband is unbearable. Per usual, Debbie will be driving Larissa to get all of the juicy details to report back to her partner son. If I had to deal with a human shadow every time I needed to go somewhere, it would drive me crazy.  Who wants to feel like they are being watched 24/7?

90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Tonight: Ashley Martson Meets Up With Her Ex

They need to crank out these 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After seasons a lot sooner. At this point, it just feels silly watching all of this drama play out on the show when it was already so public in real time. Why watch Colt Johnson, Larissa Dos Santos, and Colt’s mom Debbie Johnson talk about making their weird relationship work? We already know that they broke up. Their divorce has been finalized.

Yet here we are watching Larissa talk about her concerns over her upcoming trial. Don’t get me wrong, the drama is great, but a lot of it is old news. Especially when it comes to Larissa and Colt. They do everything in the spotlight and on Instagram.

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Recap: In For a Shock

On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, there was more whining, accusations, and people being forced to walk on eggshells to secure their future as green card recipients. I honestly, don’t know why these people sign up for this process. Do they think their relationship is any different from all of the others that failed miserably?

Apparently, Larissa Dos Santos Lima is deathly afraid that  Debbie Johnson, the cats, and Colt Johnson will hear her true feelings about them. So, she has to take interviews in the car outside the home.  She didn’t seem scared when she was at dinner going toe to toe with Debbie earlier. While she talks to producers, Debbie and her son are gossiping like school girls about how mean she is. His mother feels that Colt is always making excuses for his wife and she doesn’t deserve a new ring after flushing the original one down the toilet. Yet, when Larissa comes back inside the house they both hang their head and say “you’re right you deserve a new ring.” Are these two actually adults or is this a joke or something.