Jenelle Evans. Oh, Jenelle. I so want to be in your corner, but with each passing day you make it
impossible harder. The latest in Teen Mom debacle news comes from Radaronline.com, and it’s brought to us by–who else?–Jenelle’s supposed biffle. Geez, Jenelle!
Jenelle’s bestie, Tori Rhyne, opens up to the Star Magazine site, claiming the young, troubled mother has found something to whet her palate while she’s not smoking weed. Tori claims her pal has tried her hand at LSD, and she states Jenelle is “thinking it helps her, but it really doesn’t.” Her “friend” (who in no way was compensated for this interview…ahem, cough, cough) alleges, “She does it a lot — she fell in love with it. It’s just a little sheet that she puts on her tongue and waits for it to hit her: Then she gets all weird.”
The site also claims that Jenelle has found other ways to cope, now that she is routinely tested for marijuana use, per her probation conditions. Among her drugs or choice? Star cites Xanax, Ecstacy, booze and alcohol as Jenelle’s choice vices.
However, Tori is concerned that her friend just can’t give up the Mary Jane. “After she gets off, she’s going to smoke a big blunt, that’s what she told me,” Tori tells the site, while acknowledging that Jenelle has put forth little, if any, effort in regaining custody of son Jace who is being cared for by her mother Barbara Evans.
Tori continues, “She’s only worried about getting off probation, so she can smoke weed!” Her friend, who cares enough to get paid by a tabloid to air her fears, shares, “When Jenelle does acid she is an amazing person, but of course it is not her – it is the drug that she is on. As bad as that sounds, I do worry about her because I don’t want her to have a bad trip and never be able to get out of it.” She sounds like a fabulous person and support system. I wonder if she like to split a Best Friends locket with me…
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Fear not, Jenelle isn’t falling into a horrible drug habit with acid. She’s loyal to her pot. Tori reveals, “When Jenelle was told she couldn’t smoke weed anymore she lost it. She smoked it to calm down. Whenever she gets off probation she said she is going to stop doing acid and smoke weed again. She is going to stop doing everything else.” That’s a positive, right? RIGHT?
Tori also wants to share her BFF’s penchant for cutting herself, because if she can’t help Jenelle, at least she can share her struggles with a magazine. According to Tori, Jenelle’s severe emotional issues cause her to hurt herself.
“She does have depression and she does have bipolar. She’s very chemically unbalanced. The reason Jenelle started to cut herself was because she had a lot of family issues going on. They are all crazy,” states Tori. Thanks for the breakdown.
Tori adds, “The main thing she’s used is scissors, once or twice she’s used a razor before.” Tori is quick to remind us that if Barbara knew of Jenelle’s state, she would attempt to gain full custody of Jace and never allow her daughter to see him. Paging Dr. Drew! Yeah, right. Like he’d be much help!
Of course, Tori is deeply concerned for her friend…why else would she share her story with Star? She pleads, “I want Jenelle to straighten up her life and start being a real mother. I want her to live happily.” Wow, she must be an amazing friend!
These claims haven’t been ignored by Jenelle’s camp. Her attorney Dustin Sullivan issued a statement saying, “The allegations against my client are absolutely false.”
More on the moms, Star’s Radaronline.com reveals that MTV is none too happy with its teen brethren enhancing themselves on the network’s dime. Apparently, Jenelle is the third teen mom to add to her bosom, following in the footsteps of original Teen Moms Farrah Abraham and Maci Bookout.
A source claims that this new need for surgery overshadows the show’s message that being a teen mom
can make you enough money to get plastic surgery and then some is rull, rull hard, y’all.
The insider claims, “MTV has an idea of how they want the girls to come off and big fake boobs isn’t it. They’ve even called the other girls and begged them to hold off on surgery. It was one thing when it was just Farrah, but now it’s out of hand.”
You know what’s out of hand? These mothers being in the news for such ridiculous stuff. MTV needs to put their salaries in a trust they aren’t allowed to touch until they can prove they are only working, learning, and growing in a way that is in the best interest of their children. Too much to ask? Probably. But wouldn’t it make things easier?
DO YOU THINK JENELLE HAS MOVED ON FROM WEED TO ACID? HOW CLOSE OF FRIENDS WAS SHE WITH TORI TO HAVE HER FRIEND DO THIS INTERVIEW?
CLEARLY NOT THAT CLOSE IS MTV WORRIED ABOUT A NEW CROP OF BIG BUSTED TEEN MOMS?