Oh good lord, after two seasons of the same exact nonsense – and even the same exact feuds – on Real Housewives of New Jersery, Bravo isn't bothering to change the storyline on one of it's biggest cashcows.
Please let the ratings suck. I swear this feud is fake and only generated for ratings.
RadarOnline is reporting that Kim D is behind some more drama this season when her jewelry party proved to be the stomping ground for some Gorga sibling nonsense! Of course Kim D has a jewelry line (Why?!) and of course Kim D is behind the set-up of inviting both Poison Gorga and Teresa Giudice to the same event. Does Kim get a producer credit? She must be a mole who doubles as both a player and producer, amirite?
I mean why would Kim D invite supposed enemy Melissa Gorga if not for the express purpose of creating a toxic venue perfect for squabbling. #transparent Most people outgrow bickering with their siblings – apparently NOT the Gorgas! Can we get Super Nanny involved?
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Anyway, here's the scoop:
Kim D's assistant Maria Sancilio tried to convince Teresa and Poison to reconcile over the glow of
cheap Made in China costume jewelry, but of course these two screentime vultures decided to start arguing instead!
“That’s your only sister, make peace,” Maria reportedly told Poison. Joe's demure and eloquent response: “Shut up and get the f**k out of here." What no "Garbage"? He's losing his touch!
Then Teresa and Joe started arguing. Melissa was of course standing-by
pretending to fret about how she sooooooo wants this arguing to stop, cause Poison sooooo loves his sister – which is why both of them are continually stoking the feud by trying to one-up each other.
Joe then accused Teresa of ignoring her while he was in the hospital with the flu. “Why didn’t you call me? I was in the hospital?” Joe yelled. Wasn't Melissa also at the salon that day and attending a RHONJ event where she, herself, argued with Teresa?
Teresa in turn blamed Melissa. This is so predictable – get a new script. “Why didn’t your wife tell me?” Well she did – they posted it on Twitter, which we know Teresa stalks. Anyway, Joe wasn't having it. “Always bringing my wife up!” Poison accused. Following the argument, which Caroline Manzo allegedly attempted to calm down, Joe stormed out and Teresa stayed behind.
Kim D exonerates Teresa from any blame in the situation and does not hold her responsible for ruining her illustrious event. She remains loyally and squarely on Team Teresa. Of course!
“I owe a lot of the success of my store, Posche, to Teresa, and of course Jacqueline Laurita and Caroline Manzo have also been very supportive,” Kim told Tom Murro. “I think Teresa is a phenomenal friend and extremely supportive and very influential in getting me on the show.”
Teresa also wears Kim's crap all the time. And yes, Caroline and Jaqueline, along with Kathy Wakile, were all at Kim's event too!
And in other news, right on schedule for the season 5 premiere of RHONJ the formidable cookbook queen of the Real Housewives franchise is announcing her fourth book is now available for pre-order on Amazon!
That's right, Teresa, who according to Amazon has sold more books than Bethenny Frankel just revealed the cover of her newest book Fabulicious! On The Grill: Teresa's Smoking Hot Backyard Recipes. If successful this will mark her fourth NY Times Bestseller.
The book offers low-fat recipes for outdoor eating and parties, including: fish, veggies, pizzas, sauces, marinades, rubs, and more. I have to admit I have Teresa's other books (promotional benefits, baby!) and I like a lot of the recipes. A photo of Teresa's newest book cover is below!
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TELL US – THE LATEST TERESA VS. JOE SQUABBLING: MADE FOR TV DRAMA OR MORE KIM D INSTIGATION? WILL YOU CHECK OUT TERESA'S LATEST BOOK? WHAT ABOUT KIM'S JEWELRY LINE?
Teresa's newest cookbook cover! [Credit: Amazon]
Tarzan and Melissa proving they work out! [Photo Credit: Twitter]