RHONJ Season 14 taglines
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RHONJ Season 14 Taglines Revealed: Fake Friends, Screenshots, and Switzerland

Just a bit down the road from the Western entrance of the Lincoln Tunnel, Bravo’s cameras have officially gone dark. Now, the ladies on Real Housewives of New Jersey are gearing up to show you everything that they’ve filmed, and if you ask me, Season 14 is going to be the best one yet. But don’t take my word for it. Instead, listen to what the network itself just shared. The RHONJ Season 14 taglines have arrived!

Cheap shots and screenshots and trees, oh my

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. RHONJ’s approaching, and the girlies taglines have just dropped. To be perfectly honest, some of their lines made me chuckle, while a few saw my eyebrows rising. On the laughter side though, as Teresa Giudice would say, “It’s good to laugh and release those endorphins and saratogans,” so hopefully, their words will make you smile as well, and we can all be happy as one.

As for their taglines, up first is Melissa Gorga, who states “It’s hard not to burn bridges when you’re on fire.” Arriving on Melissa’s heels is Dolores Catania, who says “I’m a girl from Paterson, playing Switzerland, dating an Irishman.” Personally, I wonder just how long Dolores can remain neutral though. On this, only time will tell.

Moving along, Danielle Cabral arrives next, quipping “I’m bougie, unbothered, and above your drama.” We’ll see how long this lasts as well. Speaking of the drama though, Margaret Josephs arrives afterwards, and she’s equally hinting about some shady weather going down in the Garden State. “When you’re taking cheap shots, I’m taking screenshots,” she says.

Uh oh. Listen to Rachel Fuda’s words of “If you don’t have my back, at least have a backbone.” Can’t we all just get along? Apparently we can’t, as Jennifer Aydin’s up next, expressing that “Friends are like handbags. The fake ones are all too easy to spot.”

Bringing up the rear is Teresa. “You could try to tear me down, but this tree just keeps on growing,” she stresses. Sounds like she’s back in her “love, love, love” place. Namaste, Tree Tre.

Catch the ladies behind these taglines on the The Real Housewives of New Jersey, premiering this Sunday, May 5, at 8/7c on Bravo.

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