With less than a week until the official reveal, the Dancing with the Stars cast rumors are out of control. Sequins, spray tans, spandex, and…
Snooki?!? That's right, everyone's favorite little Jersey Shore fist pumping mama has reportedly signed on the dotted line. Most likely, ABC said, "Free spray tans," and Snooki responded, "Where do I sign?" Quickest Dancing with the Stars contract negotiation ever!
Valerie Harper, who was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer in March, has also been confirmed for season 17. The 74-year-old actress is paired with pro dancer Tristan MacManus. Nothing against Valerie, but just once I would love for the magically delicious Tristan to nab a younger, more viable partner.
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Other likely season 17 stars: The Voice's Christina Milian, Glee star Amber Riley, High School Musical's Corbin Bleu, King of Queens star Leah Remini, and Saved by the Bell and Showgirls star Elizabeth Berkley. Also, a famous yogurt spokesperson is reportedly joining the cast, which could be Jamie Lee Curtis or John Stamos. My money is on Uncle Jesse. Have mercy!
Other names tossed around: Jason Veritek – his wife tweeted not happening; Farrah Abraham – OMG, no. No. NO!; Keyshawn Johnson – TMZ removed his name from their reports; Jon Gosselin – scraping the bottom of the barrel; Abby Lee Miller – doubtful, if for no other reason, golden boy Derek Hough hates her; Seth MacFarlane – as if; Tan Mom – can you say, jump the shark!
I really hope ABC isn't truly interested in Farrah. Sadly, we all know she'll say, "OMG, yes. Yes. YES!" The train wreck potential though.. bring it!
Season 17 of Dancing with the Stars kicks off September 16. ABC plans to announce the cast September 4 on Good Morning America.
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