Brandi Glanville

Brandi Glanville says she has a new TV show happening – but when does she have the time to work in between tweeting, trashy picture taking, and preparing for Halloween parties 2 months in advance? Such is the life of a fired Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star!

Celebrity Big Brother is currently happening (featuring Farrah Abraham!), and if you’re thinking Brandi would be the ultimate houseguest, you’re not alone. Sadly, Brandi revealed she turned down a spot because she wouldn’t be allowed contact with her kids during filming. That certainly would never stop Farrah.

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It’s too bad Brandi has slightly more morals than the Teen Mom OG catastrophe, because Farrah vs. Brandi – epic. Maybe even more epic than Brandi vs. Kenya

“I unfortunately can’t do it cuz I wouldnt be allowed contact with my children the entire stay,” Brandi shared on twitter in response to a fan asking why she didn’t appear on the show. But also because Brandi is reportedly filming a new show with BFF Kristen Taekman. Cheaters 2.0?

Of course, if Brandi found another job that would prevent her from hawking wine, drinking wine while gossiping about others, tweeting, and preparing for the most important event of her year: Carlton Gebbia‘s slutty Halloween party. It’s like Christmas if you’re Brandi! Didn’t she already celebrate

Brandi gave advance warning that she will be wearing next to nothing for Carlton’s party. How is that different from any other day

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Brandi missed last year’s festivities because her father was in the ICU, but she’s making up for lost time this year! “I blocked four days off for it ;), ” she tweeted

Brandi is also preparing in other ways – she’s getting in shape for her ‘No-clothes, I swear I’m not a hoe though,’ ensemble with some hardcore work-outs. First underboobs, now thigh gaps. Are thigh gaps like the new big butt? 

Brandi Glanville shows off thigh gap

“My new sitting down thigh-gap thanks thigh master!” Brandi announced. [Credit: Instagram]

I’m blocking 4 days off to recover from seeing Brandi’s Slutoween costume.  Although, I’ve been in college – I’ve probably seen worse (on 21-year-olds). 

TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK BRANDI IS GOING TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN? SHOULD BRANDI DO CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER?

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