The Real Housewives of Orange County - Season 12

WOO HOO! Real Housewives Of Orange County returns next week and I am peeing my pants Vicki Gunvalson-style with excitement. And as a little sneak peak of what’s to come, Bravo revealed the season 12 taglines for the enormous cast of ladies!

Tamra Judge, who as you know has snatched Alexis Bellino‘s fake halo crown to re-brand herself as Jesus Barbie, of course makes reference to how blessed she is, and Shannon Beador continues to spew some some lemon-filled karma tidbits. You can read the taglines below.

Tamra: “I’m pint-sized, baptized, and highly prized.” (GAG)

Meghan King Edmonds: “I can handle a baby and women who act like one.”

So, Meghan is not acting like a sulky teen anymore? Remember the pink hair, anyone?!

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Shannon: “The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial.”

Kelly Dodd: “If I want your opinion I’ll give it to you.”

This makes no sense, but what about Kelly does make sense?

Blast From The Past Housewife, Lydia McLaughlin: “If you can’t take my sparkle then stay off my rainbow.”

Glitter for all! (Does it contain sedatives?)

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Newbie Peggy Sulahian: “I’m living the American dream one sports car at a time.”

Peggy’s family owns a company that customizes luxury cars, so I guess why not advertise your shallowness?!

And finally, saving the worst best for last, Vicki: “I go big or go home and I am not going home.”

Admit it – it’s kind of perfect. And definitely my favorite of the bunch.

TELL US – WHO HAS YOUR FAVORITE AND LEAST FAVORITE TAGLINE?!

[Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia/Bravo]

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