Kyle was forced to work together with Brandi on Yolanda Foster‘s UnAmazing Caloric Consumption Race. Kyle was the only Housewife who was excited to drink a milkshake and admits she got “unexpectedly into” the scavenger hunt. Unfortunately… the scavenger hunt turned out to be the HIGH POINT of the group’s adventures to Calgary and Amsterdam.
“I had to laugh, because all the women were tortured to have to actually drink a shake! Hehe!” Kyle joked. Yes, particularly Yolanda – she’s probably in a Hyperbaric chamber for PTSD treatment over almost tasting chocolate.
Yesterday South Carolina Highway Patrol pulled Jenelle over around 3PM for driving without a valid driver’s license – according to Jenelle, it turns out her her license was suspended due to a ticket she paid “3 days late” in 2013.
Who likes irony?! I do! Kristen Doute has been desperate to get Jax Taylor to “tell the truth” about Tom Sandoval cheating in Miami. Since Jax was in a storytelling mood, he also let it slip that Kristen got in a fight with a stripper – however Kristen insists that Jax is lying about that! But he’s telling the truth about Tom 1? Mmmmkay… The Truth and Jax Taylor go together like logical thinking and Kristen Doute!
Immediately after Jax spilled the story on Vanderpump Rules, Kristen and her sole-surviving friend Rachael denounced Jax as a liar on twitter. We all know Jax makes things up – except when Kristen wants them to be true, like when Jax is suddenly going to get truthy about Tom and Miami Girl. Oh Kristen, you amuse me to no end. Jax, of course, insists his account of Kristen and the stripper is true.
Bethenny won’t help co-stars promote their ventures, attend their events, or participate in various filming obligations, but she demands everyone to support all of her ventures and she’ll sell photos of herself to the paparazzi nonstop!
So what I understand: Bethenny is a self-absorbed biatch, who is all about Bethenny, just like always, and people are annoyed?
Last night on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills we dismantled the rambles of Kim Richards, warbled together with the whir of the YoDa Private Aeronautic Experience (MyLoveAir) as Kimterrorization continued. Kim really needs to come with instructions if she’s going to act like Kingsley all the time! You know what they say: like mother, like Pit Bull! I hope Lisa Rinna brought her Louis Vuitton bodybag with her on this trip, because the way things are going – someone is gonna need it! Especially since the Fosters definitely roll gangsta in the trip department – shi, shi, shi!
Before we hit the high airs to Amsterdam, Yolanda Foster hosts a scavenger hunt around Beverly Hills. You would think an event about competitive shopping would be fun for our ladies, but Yo had to go ahead and ruin it by forcing them to wear sneakers and drink a milkshake.
Yolanda had custom made “Dream Team” t-shirts in a variety of colors for the ladies,. including extra-special throwback Camille Grammer, who was scoring points based on most pernicious behavior. Naturally Brandi Glanville was the champion of the world.
Referring to Kyle’s relationship with Brandi as coming “full circle,” Lisa is sympathetic to how that is negatively affecting things with Kim. “I understand clearly that she is having a troubled time reconciling the demise of her relationship with Brandi and the closeness between her sister and Brandi. It was all was a little difficult to digest,” says the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star.
“She’s hot and she’s cold…” that’s Cynthia Bailey‘s theme song right?! After burning their friendship contract, Cynthia says she still has love in her heart for NeNe Leakes and is “optimistic” they can move forward eventually.
The Real Housewives Of Atlanta star reveals all hope is not lost between the two former besties and Cynthia believes in that that someday over the rainbow when they can make amends – even though she believes NeNe and herself will never “be close friends again.”
Abby Lee Miller and several of the Dance Moms stars are headed to Australia for a promotional tour but local officials and dance teachers want the tour canceled and Abby’s visa revoked!
Abby’s Ultimate Australia Tour kicks off in March and will feature several showcases, master classes and competitions throughout the country with pricey tickets of around $250! The cast is headed to Ireland this week to promote a series of master classes as well, all of which will be filmed for season 5 of Dance Moms.
Apparently upon announcement that Abby Lee was headed down-under way, several child employment officials and dance teachers reacted with outrage. Peter Oxford, Child Ambassador for the Australian Dance Industry confirmed he has received a “huge amount of complaints” that Abby Lee’s “emotionally abusive” teaching-style breached Australia’s laws about working with children.