In what can only be the most ridiculous accusation ever lobbed against Bravo, Slade Smiley is accusing the network of doctoring audio footage to make Gretchen Rossi's singing sound worse than it really is!
On this week's episode of Real Housewives of Orange CountyGretchen unleashed a torrent of yowling cats upon us as she gushed about recording a special song for Slade that doubled as a proposal. While everyone in the viewing public covered their ears and hid for cover, Gretchen yammered about how Slade loves her singing.
Well, Slade claims he loves Gretchen's like for realz singing but not the stuff we see on TV! "WHAT is with the Editors that they always make it look like the worst singing ever??" a fan asked Slade on twitter. His response: "sad but its Bravo's formula. They go out if their way to alter the audio. Sucks right!"
No more Teen Mom 2 notoriety for you Courtland Rogers! Upon returning to the real world you'll have to also return to being a nobody on twitter. But being a twitter superstar was so awesome… too bad it doesn't pay!
So back to the news, Courtland is getting out of jail today according to his sister and his new girlfriend. He struck a plea deal for time served because he agreed to just plead guilty to the charges.
Upon his release Courtland looks forward to a sober life WITHOUT axis of crazy Jenelle Evans! Unfortunately the two were forced to come face-to-face in court yesterday morning! OK, so I'm not sure if they actually came into contact with each other but they were both there!
I'm sure you've heard that for a hot minute Vicki Gunvalson's business partner, Robert Williamson III, was suing her alleging that she attempted to defraud him of partial ownership of Vicki's Vodka.
It turned out the Real Housewives of Orange County star "gifted" Brooks Ayers 16.67% of her stake of the company and then Brooks proceeded to re-sell that percentage to Robert for $50,000 right out from under Vicki's surgically altered nose!
Long story short, Vicki and Robert worked out their issue, he appeared on last week's episode of RHOC (convenient timing, no?) and dropped the suit against Vicki. But he is still suing Brooks! For what, I don't know? Maybe Brooks can sell him a pair of slightly used veneers. Or some ocean front property in Mississippi.
Brooks is responding to Robert's allegations and finding that Hallmark cards and petty threats don't always make the bad guys go away, but he wants the suit dismissed anyway. He also admits that sure he sold his shares, but it was to help his child Your Honor!
So apparently when you stage a sex tape and get mocked for it or when you get a DUI and claim it was the cops fault and then get laughed at, you're being bullied. And it's like sooooo, sooooo hard to be in the public eye – most very private bits and all – and have people like say stuff about you.
This is all especially difficult if your name is Farrah Abraham and taking accountability is not something you excel at. Good news delusional celebs: there is a new line of tank tops just for you!
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Shahs of Sunset was supposed to be all about friendships rekindling after a rocking second season of friendships falling apart. Well apparently storylines for the third season have abruptly changed!
First indicator that all was not well? MJ Javid posted a super nasty series of tweets directed at her co-stars. Not only did MJ stand behind her statements, she did not as we initially thought, delete them. Girl is not afraid to speak her mind – so props to that!
Remember how Jacqueline Laurita reportedly ripped off her designer discount stilettos (girl's on a budg!) and whacked Johnny The Greek (aka John Karagiorgis) on the head, giving him like 10th degree brain damage. He couldn't tweet for one whole day, y'all!
Phaedra says the name isn't official yet because they are waiting on the naming ceremony – coming soon (and no doubt filmed for RHOA cameras). "We’re waiting to have a traditional African naming ceremony,” she explained.
Otherwise, things are going well for the family who is adjusting nicely to the new baby. So, when are we going to see photos of this cutie?
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