Kyle first wants to clear up a few things about last week’s episode after she read Brandi’s own blog. “I’d like to address Brandi’s attempt to twist the events that played out at Eileen’s poker night in her blog last week. It’s an insult to our intelligence. We all SAW with our own eyes exactly what happened. To say that I wanted this to play out in front of the cameras to hurt my sister is her way of trying to poison our minds, as well as Kim’s. We all saw that I walked AWAY, into the bathroom where my sister followed ME. I asked my sister repeatedly to cover her microphone which she insisted she didn’t want to do, because she had nothing to hide. If I had wanted to make a scene at the poker table, I had plenty of opportunities to do so.”
Before I continue with this recap I have two points to make:
1) Can we stop with the “My gays”? No one has “gays!” Just like no one has “heteros!” I loathe the so-called possession and ownership of “gays.” Gay people are just people, who are not ubiquitously defined by their sexuality no matter what Real Housewives want us to think. Plus, whatever “gays” Kyle has cobbled together, they clearly do not love her that much to let her dress that bad! Maybe it’s passive-aggressive payback for her leading them around LA referring to them as My Gay 1, My Gay Blonde, My Gay Ladysitter…
2) Why the hell would anyone fight for possession of “My Kim”? They do realize Kims come with Kingsley. And also, at the end of the day (HA!), it’s still Kim – who is praying to a trashcan and speaking gobbledy-goop, insisting it’s a language you just haven’t learned yet! It’s just Kim taking cancer medication as a fun-zany experiment while she accidentally smokes a dildo because she confused it with the e-cigarette she bought from that kiosk in the mall, on Tuesday, errrrr… I mean Wednesday, errrr… I mean during the 9, uhhhh 7, uuummmm 5 days she was in Promises Malibu the hospital working on her tan!
Since Brandi Glanville, Ian Ziering, Kenya Moore and Johnny Damon were in NYC to do interviews on the Today show yesterday morning, Donald Trump threw them a “bloodbath” Celebrity Apprentice party at Trump Tower last night. Is it weird to throw a party for the four people you kicked to the curb? Especially when two of the fired contestants can hardly stand to be in the same room?
At the event last night Kenyaspoke to E! news about the showdown with Vivica A. Fox, “If you know Vivica, you know that’s who she really is. I think she’s proud of it, so it’s not like I’m saying something that isn’t the truth. She really prides herself on being ghetto. You heard her say she’s ghetto fabulous. I think in her generation, it was cool to say those types of things or brag about somebody being physically attacked like they deserved it, it’s embarrassing behavior.” She hopes young viewers of the show know that’s not the way to behave. She also says what we saw on TV was mild and tame. Kenya says “I was just afraid she was going to try to fight someone. I’ve seen her blow up at Kate, just seen her display some really intensive anger.”
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Andy started off reading a few Tweets that the Beverly Hills cast wrote tonight during the episode, including Brandi Glanville’s hostile huffing off because of the editing of the show. She wrote, “I’m getting off Twitter for tonight! You only see what they show that’s it ! Bye Felicia.”
Just when you think things can’t get any worse between Brandi and Kyle Richards, Brandi threatens to knock Kyle’s teeth out, continues to meddle in Kyle and Kim’s relationship and takes a low blow at Kyle’s marriage to Mauricio Umansky.
Tonight Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd will also face the tough decision whether to divulge to son Max the names of his birth parents.
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Yolanda Foster has traveled the world in search of treatments and/or a cure for Lyme disease. Late December, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star suffered a “very serious” relapse, and she recently shared that she has lost the ability to read, write, watch television, or process any other kinds of stimulation. Somehow she’s able to tweet, text, and post pics on Instagram. #SideEye
Yolanda recently traveled to Singapore for a pricey treatment which is not FDA approved. While there, she shared pictures of herself alternating between lying in a hospital bed and hanging out with David Foster on the set of Asia’s Got Talent. Now home, Yolanda has shared several messages about her current condition – “I don’t remember what it is like to be normal” – and thanked fellow famewhore Kris Jenner for sending her flowers. Follow her journey below.
Last week Eileen Davidson and Whitney Cummings were the guests on WWHL following Part 2 of Brandi Glanville‘s drunk poker night debacle on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. Of course, the main WWHL topic was Brandi’s rather unapologetically bad behavior of squalling in Eileen’s driveway – and whether or not she needs rehab! (*YES*) Which seemed like a rhetorical question to me…
Brandi blamed Andy Cohen for things being so biased and sent him a tweet accusing him of bullying her. And she’s tired of being the negative topic of every discussion. The answer to that, of course, is then learn from your mistakes and change your behavior, but being that this is Boozdi Glanville!