Last night’s Real Housewives Of Orange County was about creating memories. For some that means a south of the border, borderline sex tape featuring guacamole and skinny dipping; for others, it’s forced entrapment of your friends and family in a deceased talk show host’s dessert estate. So everyone be quiet and let Shannon Beador and Vicki Gunvalson imagine worlds of fabricated perfection!
Shannon is on cloud nine. She is so euphoric she has forgotten how to speak Spanish – even though she placed second in the country on the National Spanish Exam? Que?! She better grab her flashcards, cause she is headed to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico for a re-honeymoon! Of course no Shannon Beador expedition is complete without Shannon Beador accessories!
Last week’s episode of Real Housewives Of Orange County was pretty uneventful. The only thing that happened is that everyone surprised Shannon Beador for her birthday, and then David surprise reaffirmed his re-love with Shannon by making her re-wife him. Then mostly everyone ate cake. And Shannon is still sorry she wore that dress.
This week’s episode, however, will be much more insane! Tonight Vicki Gunvalson celebrates her birthday with a spa weekend, but the Woo Hoos turn into Uh-Ohs when Tamra Judge and Kelly Dodd get into it at a deluxe resort after Kelly insults Heather Dubrow.
Everyone who watches Real Housewives of Orange County knows that Shannon is very serious about her health and fitness (although not as hardcore as Tamra!), so it makes sense so she is definitely someone I trust when it comes to weight loss tips.
Am I the only one who was a little thrown off by Kelly Dodd being introduced to the Real Housewives of Orange County fans as a friend of Meghan Edmonds? I am just having a lot of trouble seeing the connection there. Meghan is pretty mild mannered and then on the opposite end is Kelly with her explosive personality.
Not only that, but Kelly ended up being fast friends with Meghan’s enemy Vicki Gunvalson which I thought was a really weird immediate move to make. I keep forgetting that Meghan is Kelly’s link to the group for many reasons one of which is that Kelly is always at odds with Meghan’s allies. The whole thing seems weird and I am dying to know what Meghan thinks of her antics from the current season.
The Tamra Judge that we see on Real Housewives of Orange County these days is a far cry from the Tamra of previous seasons. Tamra used to be the first one to start screaming in a fight, but as of now she has just sat back calmly while Kelly Dodd goes off on the other women.
It’s so weird that Tamra is the peaceful one (for now), but that has not stopped her from dishing on all the drama and sharing what she really thinks about Kelly and all of the controversy she has been involved with.
Weirdly enough, the last Real Housewives of Orange County episode did not have an ounce of drama and it was actually very entertaining and compelling. Sorry to be lame, but I was actually very moved by the surprise birthday party and wedding vow renewal that David Beador planned for Shannon Beador.
Everything about it seemed very genuine and it was so nice to see how far these two have come as a couple and I was happy to have a break from the screaming matches we’ve become accustomed to at all of the social gatherings that have gone down during this season’s episodes. And I am sure that Shannon agrees with that sentiment.
Last night’s episode of Real Housewives Of Orange County was about starting over, with new friends, new introspection, new babies, and new directions for the marriage that cut out the cancerous tumor and got brand spankin’ new cells! David officially decided that he really, really re-loves Shannon Beador for real this time and planned a surprise re-wedding. It was all very nice and lovely.
The marital travails of Shannon and Daviddo beg the question: Can one completely ignore the past and acquire a new beginning? Is it possible to start afresh with brand new red bottoms, unsullied from scuffing along sidewalks trailing behind your husband’s secret life? Like a facelift, can all the old sagging skin of our former misery be lifted up into a permanent smile; a renewed face to face a renewed future?