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Last night's Love & Hip Hop episode was as ratchet as ever. I love that each show ends with a mini-brawl. It's by far the most high brow show I'm watching these days…um. Of course, last night made me fall in love with Peter Gunz all over again. Swoon. Damn. I couldn't even type that without gagging a bit.

Peter is trying to figure out which lady in his life deserves more attention. He decides that he needs to focus on Amina Buddafly…after all, she is the potential breadwinner. Peter admits to her that Yandy Smith won't let Rich Dollaz sign her to their label because of her and Petey's messy situation. While she understands, she isn't happy about it. She is his wife now, not his side chick! Keep telling yourself that, hon.  She's ready to live as husband and wife now that Tara Wallace knows the truth, but Peter is still spending the night as his kids' house and "working late." Here's a tip, sweetheart. He's not spending the night with his kids, but rather with their mother who may be as stupid as you are. Oh, and that working late thing? Remember when he used to "work late" with you? He's doing that with someone else. However, it's super sweet that Amina believes Peter when he tells her they can't wear wedding rings until he can afford a ring worthy for her. That will happen in about three weeks to never!

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Ahhh… Real Housewives of Bevelry Hills: where totally untrue in every way cheating rumors never die. Oh! And famous people get to block traffic and redecorate the sidewalk just for being famous. 

Over at Kyle Richards' Faye Resnick-fied castle of tchotchke, she's upset because she has to clean up alllllll the dog poop like every day, despite a plethora of brightly colored postage notes decorating the cabinetry advising people otherwise. Poor Kyle – nobody listens to her! Nobody cares! Nobody cares what Kyle wants!

And what does Kyle want? Attention and caftans. Preferably together. Since Kyle presumably has nothing else to talk about but cheating rumors that are totally NOT TRUE and that she totally wants to DISAPPEAR, she and Mauricio sit down to discuss said cheating rumors and how untrue and absolutely ludicrous they are.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta - Season 5

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kandi Burruss has always been one of the more mild-mannered, level-headed, successful in her own right outside of Bravo members of the franchise. Sure, she likes to stir the pot every now and then, but she usually remains impartial and even tempered.

I was hoping we'd get to watch Kandi enjoy her engagement to fiancee Todd Tucker on this season. It would be a nice change of pace from Kenya Moore's fan foolishness and her overexposed text triangle with Phaedra Parks' husband Apollo Nida.  Alas, even Kandi's story line is tainted with negativity. I'd say she should leave the drama to her mama, but unfortunately, that's exactly what's happening!

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I know you are all waiting with bated breath for Mob Wives: New Blood. The season premieres on VH1 this Thursday, December 5 (how is it already December?!?!) at 10 PM, and yours truly will be watching and recapping the madness!

As we get ready for the return of Drita D'avanzo, Renee Graziano, Big Ang, and crew, Renee's sister and show creator Jennifer Graziano is making the rounds to promote the revamped series. She recently dished on her family's feelings regarding the show as well as what inspired her to tell the story of Mob Wives.

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Joyce Giraud opened up about her decision to join the show and didn't hold back when dishing on her fellow castmates. 

Joyce chatted with Steppin' Out magazine's Dan Lorenzo in their latest issue, due out December 18th.  Joyce covered everything from who she'd stay in contact with if the show were canceled  and explained why she finally caved and worked with her producer hubby. 

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The Kardashian Christmas Card for 2013 has arrived and it's…mmm..arty? 

Keeping up with the Kardashians celebrated Christmas early last night with a holiday special on E! and they also released their latest Xmas card.  They left out several family members.   Featured on the high art concept card are: Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian along with Penelope and Mason, Kris Jenner, Bruce Jenner, and their two girls Kylie and Kendall.  Missing from the photo: Kanye West, Scott Disick, Baby North West, Lamar Odom (this one I understand).  None of Bruce's older kids have been featured in the past, but given Brody and Brandon's participation on the show this season, I would've almost expected their inclusion this year.

The Christmas card was shot by famed photographer David LaChapelle.  The photo is interesting and would've been unique in a magazine, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the holidays at all?  Dollar signs, tabloids strewn about, Bruce trapped in a tube.  It's so Christmassy and holiday-like, right? I'm sure Kanye would tell me I'm clearly not fancy enough to get the deep meaning of it all.

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Blind Man's Buff

Oh to be a delusional reality TV star!  What a blissfully ignorant state some of them live in! 

Our latest blind item is a very broke reality TV couple who, despite their perilous situation, are dying to gain membership at the local country club.  The couple has been calling the club nonstop for almost a year now.  Rumor has it the other members do NOT want them or their drama anywhere near their families and friends.  The club costs $8-10K to join, plus monthly dues!

A worker at the country club shares, "They are calling daily to find out where they are on the list, but no one wants them there!!!"

I have a few guesses on this one. 

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