Do you know what this means? This means, it took 10 years, 11 months, and 20 days for Yo Yo Randy to make a worthwhile contribution to American Idol. You see, Randy started the "quit before they fire you" trend, as both Mariah and Nicki have announced that they, too, will not return to American Idol.
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First, Mariah's PR firm tweeted, "W/ global success of “#Beautiful” (#1 in 30+ countries so far) @MariahCarey confirms world tour & says goodbye 2 Idol."
Only a few more weeks of Kim Kardashian maternity fashion! Once baby Kimye arrives, what on Earth will we do with our extra time and photo budget $$? Oh yeah, we'll be watching for her post-baby fashion fails – courtesy of Kanye.
As we countdown to the apocalypse…errrr… I mean the premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey season 5, we are reminded of all the scary times of season's past! From the epic fights to the ridiculous comments to the hair – oh the hair! And the parties. And the leopard!
At the center of all the gold lame and marble overload is of course one woman, besieged by sequins, bubbies out: Teresa Giudice! It wouldn't be RHONJ without you, girl!
So on T-4 days until the premiere let's countdown Teresa's most outrageous moments. She looks so innocent, but behind those eyes lies stonecold crazy!
With the exception of Heather Dubrow, who is a bridesmaidat Bravo's insistence, Tamra is playing hardball about who will and will not be receiving a so-called coveted invitation. And she's even leaving Vicki Gunvalson dangling!
Kathie Lee points out right away that Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga are peacefully sitting side by side. She asks if there has been any thawing between the volatile sisters in law. Teresa shares, "we're in a good place now. When you watch the show you'll see how we got there. You'll see our journey." Melissa chimes in with, "it was a long road to get to where we are. When see us in the premiere, you see us how we left off at the reunion." So, expect fighting and hostile insanity.
Kathie Lee asks what initially caused the rift between them. Melissa says it was "the whole strippergate thing and the set up" and Teresa jokes that it was all over "sprinkle cookies".
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The Hollywood Reporter saysLuAnn finally agreed to her contract terms and has started filming for the sixth season. She was spotted at an event with Aviva Drescher over the weekend which was the dead giveaway to me that she was coming back!
You didn't really think that Melissa Gorga and Teresa Giudice would actually get along on the upcoming season of Real Housewives of New Jersey, did you? As much as these two preach family and forgiveness, it's hard to get past stripper allegations and the desire for siblings to value blood over marriage. You know how it is.
With the fifth season of the Bravo hit right around the corner, the women are flocking to whatever media outlet that will listen to air their dirty bedazzled laundry while at the same time claiming to be in a "better place." Sure.