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Luann de Lesseps

Luann de Lesseps is very busy these days with her cabaret show and this means The Countess doesn’t have time to dwell on the drama! But she does take a few minutes to reflect on the last episode of The Real Housewives of New York. In her latest blog, she shares her thoughts on Ramona Singer‘s photo faux pas and Tinsley Mortimer‘s wedding dress shopping.

First Luann makes sure to let Carole Radziwill know that rehab wasn’t some dream vacation. “After my experience in Florida, I can assure you that there is a huge difference between a spa like the Mayflower and rehab! Carole Radziwill thinks it would be “heaven” to stay in a facility for 28 days talking it out, yet if I had to choose, I’d pick the spa every time!!!”

Kylie Jenner

The youngest member of the Kardashian/Jenner family is on the latest cover for Forbes and it’s for a pretty impressive reason. Kylie Jenner is on track to become the youngest self-made billionaire thanks to her beauty line, appearances on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, app, social media sponsors, and everything else she has going on.

Kim & Kandi meet for drinks

After a super scandalous exit from Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim Zolciak is back to filming her spin-off show Don’t Be Tardy with her family. Not only that, but she has returned to music.

Of course, everyone is familiar with “Tardy for the Party”- the song that inspired the title of her own show that also serves as its theme song. She also has two other songs called “Google Me” and “Love Me First.” Kim has claimed many times that all she ever wanted was to be a “one hit wonder,” but three songs later, she’s back with a fourth track.

Report: Luann de Lesseps Dating Her Married Agent

 

Most people expected Luann de Lesseps to take a break from the spotlight after a quickie marriage, drunken arrest, and rehab stint, but the Real Housewives of New York seems to be better than ever. I would call it a “comeback,” but she really wasn’t gone for too long. The woman bounced back right away- minus the possibility of legal consequences still lingering.

She is the center of attention on Real Housewives of New York. She has a successful cabaret show. She is sober. She really seems to be working on herself and focused on her professional life- but does she also have a new romance in her life? That is the rumor.

Brooke Laughton Says Hannah Ferrier Is The Laziest On Below Deck Med & Captain Sandy Yawn Is Too Hard On Hannah & Conrad

The tension between Hannah Ferrier and Captain Sandy Yawn is palpable on Below Deck Mediterranean this season- and that is putting it mildly. Hannah also has tension with Captain’s pet João Franco and since he is kissing Brooke Laughton– Hannah isn’t happy with Brooke either. Yikes. There’s just so much drama to follow.

Brooke just seems like a nice person who’s doing her job, so it was very interesting watching Andy Cohen pushing her to spill some tea on Watch What Happens Live. Hopefully Hannah wasn’t watching- at least until the very end, when Brooke came to her defense in response to the last viewer question.

Tinsley Mortimer Vacations In Europe With Scott Kluth- Photos

Are Tinsley Mortimer and Scott Kluth back together or not? It is always tough to tell with these two and the answer seems to change from day to day. At this very moment, it seems like the relationship is back on or at the very least they are trying to rekindle it.

Tinsley and Scott have been traveling throughout Europe yet again. The Real Housewives of New York cast member only posted one photo with her ex/current boyfriend, but she made sure to give him photo credits for each picture he took; i.e. she wanted everyone to know that he was on that trip.

Brooke & Joao

So last night the crew of Below Deck Mediterranean was in beautiful Capri where the setting couldn’t be more perfect for backstabbing, complaining, and 30th birthday parties.

Adam Glick and Hannah Ferrier live in parallel worlds where each believes they’re single-handedly responsible for successful charters, so when the primary winds up in the kitchen asking why dinner is taking so long, Adam sears Hannah with his angry eyes. It is HANNAH’S JOB to read minds of the guests, and assuage those minds like one kneads bread – and no one who isn’t clad in a Motor Yacht Talisman polo (or crocs!) should enter his teeny overheated prison of fishy smells and fishier business.

For once, though, just for once(!), it is not Hannah’s fault. Hannah actually had given Adam a 10-minute warning, but the guests decided 10 minutes was too long after they’d already been waiting an hour for the slow-to-get-dressed member of their party. It’s that lady’s fault, not Hannah’s. 

Kyle Richards Vacations In Europe With Her Family & Faye Resnick- Photos

The vacations on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills very rarely seem fun.  Sure, they’re traveling in first class or on private jets and they end up with the most luxurious accommodations out of all the Housewives, but is it really worth it?  The vacations are not fun enough for the cast members to actually enjoy and they’re not dramatic enough to make for good episodes- at least not in the most recent seasons.

In contrast, Kyle Richards’ recent European vacation just looks like the ideal vacation. Kyle, her husband Mauricio Umansky, and her daughters Farrah Aldjufrie, Alexia Umansky, Sophia Umansky, and (scene-stealer) Portia Umansky have been living it up all over Italy and Saint-Tropez. Kyle’s longtime bestie and reformed RHOBH instigator Faye Resnick came along for the trip to celebrate her birthday. I really need a best friend that’s going to take me to Europe to celebrate my birthday. I can’t even get a text with applicable emojis from my closest friends. Talk about #BestFriendGoals.