Reality Tea

Porsha Williams with new boyfriend Duke Williams

Once you go NFL, you never go back, apparently! Porsha Williams is a Football girlfriend once more! Last season the Real Housewives Of Atlanta star was reportedly dating LeSean McCoy of then of the Philadelphia Eagles, but the NFL team wouldn’t let him film, which is what led to Porsha being demoted last minute.

But now Porsha has a new NFL love! Porsha just unveiled her relationship to 24-year-old Buffalo Bills safety Duke Williams. (Ironically, LeSean also now plays for the Bills). Porsha, who has reportedly been promoted back to a full-time Housewife for season 8 of RHOA, gushes that the two just clicked and their decision to “out” their relationship on instagram was totally spontaneous. 

Porsha has been keeping quiet about their relationship, but now that they finally decided to go public she couldn’t be happier. 



Who needs therapy when you’ve got a reality show with 7 other women in various states of neuroses with whom to work out your crazy? This week Bethenny Frankel opens up about how returning to the Real Housewives of New York has helped her, how Ramona Singer continues to be “Vintage Singer” (i.e., Alpha Lunatic) in any given scene, and why Heather Thomson should accept Dorinda Medley’s apology without “strings.” 

Bethenny is delighted about her new apartment, which she invited Carole Radziwill over to see. “I was excited for all of you to see my new apartment, and I can’t wait until you get to see the finished product. I know you will love it.” Bethenny is relieved that her #perfecttiming in leaving the Turks & Caicos trip prevented her from witnessing naked man butt, or its messy aftermath in the house. “After hearing Carole’s side of the stranger-in-the-bed story, I’ve never felt safer standing in the middle of the road.”


Yolanda Foster Vacation

Yolanda Foster isn’t letting her chronic Lyme disease keep her from spending some quality time with her king, David Foster, on vacation. It is true; Yolanda is on vacation, with no jiffy pop or oxygen chamber in sight.

Yolanda and David traveled to the Pacific Northwest. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star said the trip was a “much needed vacation” with her love. 

It’s probably just a matter of time until Yolanda‘s nauseating sick selfies return (though she did make sure to wear her fuzzy white robe in a few pics – yes, on the boat on vacation, lest we forget she is sick), so enjoy Yolanda and David‘s pictures from the beautiful Pacific Northwest while they last.


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Although we’ve only got to “meet her” on the TV screen for a very short time on The Real Housewives of Orange County, we’re so sad to report that LeAnn Edmonds (nee Horton) has passed away.   Lee Ann, Jim Edmonds’ first wife and mother to his daughters Lauren and Hayley, had been battling cancer.  

A source close to the family confirmed the news to us this morning.  Meghan has been Tweeting today, “Embrace the world today! Point your soul to the sun.  Today is a sad day. Pls send positive vibes this way!”  She later shared the quote: “Time has ceased But cherished memories still linger This is the way of life and all things We shall meet again.” 

RHONY Recap - Denim & Diamonds

One thing I’m really enjoying about this season’s Real Housewives Of New York is that all the ladies alternate bringing the drama. They also take turns playing the mediator or the good friend, which makes for a  relationship-driven show about real women. People have many sides to their personalities, and don’t always behave one way, good or bad, something Bravo often fails to demonstrate in its Housewives. Ironically, with EIGHT housewives and their personalities to parse out, Bravo has illustrated the humanity of these women better than it has in many seasons and returned RHONY to the show we all once loved. 

Bethenny Frankel is hot in the midst of finalizing renovations in her new apartment, which looks almost identical to the one she forfeited to Jason Hoppy – right down to the Skinnygirl red. I guess if it ain’t broke… (which it is broke). Since Bethenny is no longer homeless, she invites Carole Radziwill over to check out the new pad. Bethenny admits she’s using blowjob currency to get everything completed on time and suspects it may be worth it to pay some extra cash and switch to hand jobs instead. Such is life on the mean streets of NY – a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do to get a roof over her head and a clean place to not eat. 



Well, it’s finale time for the very short season of Bravo’s grown up version of Long Island Princesses: Secrets and Wives. I laughed, I cringed, I nearly called the cops on Jonathan Doneson on behalf of women everywhere. And now, I submit one final recap of the show that everyone loves to hate, knowing there are a few hardy souls out there still watching with me! Here we go.

It’s the day after Sandy and Cori Goldfarb’s 20th wedding anniversary party, and both of them are hungover. They discuss Jonathan’s behavior at the party, which was mildly acceptable for the first time this season. Sandy’s behavior, however, was not. At least in Cori’s eyes. She brings up her irritation with Sandy not making a “loving speech” to her at the party due to his drunken state. Sandy argues that nobody else needs to know their “intimate details,” but Cori argues that it was a moment he could’ve shown appreciation for the wife and mother she’s been, but he didn’t.


dance moms girls

After last week’s emotional episode, the ALDC is one week closer to Nationals, and they are potentially down one very talented dancer and one instigating and annoying mom. Last night’s Dance Moms begins with the mothers waiting outside their Los Angeles dance space hoping that Kira will show up with Kalani. Melissa reveals that Kira won’t be allowing Kalani to rejoin the team per a phone conversation they had. Do you think Abby Lee Miller cares? Of course not! The mothers rehash Kira’s initial fight with Abby and concur that it should be Kalani’s decision as to whether she continues to compete with the ALDC. 

At pyramid, Abby is still on a high for beating the Candy Apples, now helmed by Jeanette. The team will be going head to head with the Candy Apples again, and Holly wonders if Abby misses Kalani, with Jill adding that her absence creates a void. Nope. Not a bit. Kalani walked out on an amazing opportunity. Next! JoJo is on the bottom of the pyramid for awful feet and her ability to correct them, followed by Nia for being less than mesmerizing. MacKenzie is in the third seat for un-expressive eyes. Maddie is in the second spot to remind her she needs to be knocked down a few pegs…she needs to work harder for that top spot. It’s not a given. Kendall is deservedly at the top of the pyramid, and Jill is practically salivating with glee.


khloe kardashian Instagram new talk show

Just in case your DVR has enough capacity to squeeze in yet another spin-off (because I’m sure you’re all recording every last episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians and [Insert Two Kardashian Sisters] Take The [Insert Posh Vacation Destination Here], right?), there’s another one coming for you! And no, I’m not referring to I Am Cait, although my season pass is already set for that!

The least annoying Kardashian sister (I realize that’s not saying much!), in my humble opinion, is getting her own show. Khloe recently announced that she’ll be taking prime time television by storm with her new talk show, Kocktails With Khloe. Katchy! The series is slated to hit your small screen late this year on the FYI network. For your information, I have never heard of said network, and I scour my guide channel more than I watch actual television…given this job, you know that has to be A LOT!