The Diesel Duos spread features a picture of Melissa and Joe in Miami and reads, "Hotter together: Shredded sweeties love to flex on the beach!"
Melissa and Joe share the page with Dwayne Wade & Gabrielle Union, Peter Facinelli & Jaimie Alexander, Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen, Julia Roberts & Danny Moder, Simon Halls & Matt Bomer, andBachelor couple Sean Lowe & Catherine (Giudici) Lowe.
Poor Ramona Singer – all her protestations about being lady-like and having a legit breakdown in the Berkshires have fallen on deaf ears. Meaning – we don't believe you Singer!
With Ramona's constant cycle of backtracking and story changing and victim playing she should be an extra on Law & Order, but instead she's just a Real Housewives of New York star trying to escape the badgering of her fellow Housewives and exonerate herself from some very necessary blame. I mean what kind of excuse is 'don't annoy me and then I won't fling things at your face'? I guess it makes perfect sense in the loopy land of pinot. Anyway, in her new Bravo blog Ramona talks leaving the Berkshires, getting intervened upon, and apologizing to Kristen Taekman.
Ramona claims the new realreason she left was that she was "uncomfortable around Kristen," on the trip. Wait – I thought she was uncomfortable around trees and suffering from hot flashes and a deflated blowout? "Heather [Thomson]had put so much effort into the weekend that I did not want to ruin everyone else's time," Ramona continues.
Could this be Joe Giudice's last birthday of freedom? Too mean to joke at a time like this? Aaahhh… it's my job!
Anyway, Juicy Joe, my favorite Neanderthalian (I know it's not a real word) Real Housewives of New Jersey husband just, celebrated his birthday with a low-key dinner that included Teresa Giudice and his four daughters.
Teresa shared some photos on twitter of the family. I have to say, good for T-money for resisting the urge to splash out on a big fancy party, I mean given that this could be Joe's last birthday out before he goes "away".
Above, Teresa captioned the photo "Happy Birthday to my Love…"
The reality (current and former) stars flocked to Hollywood last night for OK! Magazine's So Sexy party.
Alexis Bellino ventured out with hubby Jim, as did her fellow ex-costar of RHOC, Gretchen Rossi. At the event Gretchen was seen cozied up to current OC Housewife Lizzie Rovsek and her husband Christian. Gretchen must've wanted to compare notes on swimsuit empires with Lizzie.
Last week, we saw Married to Medicine tank without Real Housewives of Atlanta's strong lead-in. This week, the RHOAhusbands revealed special garnered 2.128 million viewers, which is 337,000 more than last week's secrets revealed special. Believe it or not, Married to Medicine saw the exact same increase – 337,000 – in viewers, with 1.563 million tuning in this week. Mariah Huq better hope Kandi's Wedding draws a big crowd!
We're down to the final days beforeKim Kardashian and Kanye West are contractually bound in a business arrangement married. The wedding is on Saturday in case your invite didn't arrive in a timely fashion.
Most of Kim's family and friends have already arrived in Paris for a week of shopping, photo ops with the paps and lavish family dinners that are all about Kim's favorite thing – Kim! One family member who won't be in attendance for the big occasion is Kim's step-brother Brody Jenner. That's right, we won't get to feast our eyes on hunky Brody in tux. A moment of mourning, please.