No one knows how to marry and divorce better than the ladies of Hollywood Exes. I kid, I kid. Sometimes I think these ladies are a more authentic bunch than their reality counterparts, and in the next moment, I'm reminded that these women know that cattiness and craziness brings the ratings…and the paychecks!
I'm sure y'all would agree that the former Mrs. R. Kelly is one of the more entertaining–and dramatic–of the bunch. When she's not spouting off hilarious quips and one-liners, Drea Kelly can be found stirring the pot and checking text alerts that let her know when someone has tweeted her praises. Hey, at least she's honest!
Courtney and Doug filmed a new video for "Passion and Pleasure", a love and sex therapy course with Dr. Ava Cadell. They're reportedly taking a couples course on relationships and other things that we won't talk about. Courtney was proudly showing off her swag bags as they left the building.
Clearly Courtney hasn't updated her wardrobe since getting her new implants – they barely fit in her dress. Let's call this another case of "if I have to see it, so do you". Because we're in this together. Right? Right?
Gretchen Rossi, come on down! You are the next victim contestant on "this is your fashion flashback".
The Real Housewives of Orange County star freely admits to her love of costumes and our dear Gretchen never shies away from taking a fashion risk, that's for sure. We've gathered up a few highlights from Gretchen's past, starting back in her first season of RHOC.
Take a look at our gallery below and tell us which outfits (if any) you love and share the one that makes you laugh your ass off.
The new mom shed 50 lbs of baby weight since having Lorenzo last year. She's also gotten some serious veneers and some kinda face work done, it appears!
Snooki is adamant that she lost the weight through hard work: eating right and plenty of exercise. And proving just how hard she's working the Snooki & JWoww star is sharing her diet and exercise secrets along with dishing on being a new mom!
One secret – laying off the booze, but the biggest trick is hitting the gym. "It's a part of my life – being fit is [a priority],” Snooki says. “First [it] was partying, now it's my son and working out."
Mama June the matriarch of the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fam has just announced that there will be no more pageants. But what reason do I have to watch the show if not for June belting out "Shake It, Smoochie!" in the audience?!
Apparently Honey Boo Boo is so busy pursuing a career in reality TV that the reason she became famous – pageantry – is just too time consuming! Bummer.
So, Tamra Barney, who has been peddling the redemption storyline this season, was trying to convince us that she and Gretchen had really moved past seasons worth of hatred. But alas when the two got started with wedding wars, all hell broke loose!
The story goes that Gretchen and Slave Smiley were supposed to get engaged last season on TV and get a wedding spinoff/storyline. But Slave screwed up with all his child support woes and bad behavior that made fans detest him so Bravo conspired behind their backs and pawned the engagement storyline off on Tamra.
Yap, yap, yap. Yada, yada, yada. Woh woh, woh woh (in my best Peanuts teacher voice). Lather, rinse, repeat. If we've heard it once, we've heard it a thousand times…except in this case, we actually have heard it a thousand times. Basketball Wives creator and star Shaunie O'Neal is sick of the violence, bullying, and all-around hateful tone the show has taken since…well, since its inception. She's wants to prove to fans that her ladies can conduct themselves with class and dignity. This should be good!
Speaking to The Grio, Shaunie wants viewers to know that the ladies are working hard to get away from past bad behavior. She tells the site, “For the most part, I think people were trying to do better, making an effort. I think that’s what’s most important. The effort is being made."
However, she does admit, “It’s not that we did a 360, that we’re coming in brand new and angels. Trust me, there are some moments." I don't doubt that for a minute. You can put lipstick on a pig, but…