It is so hard to keep up with what’s going on between Pauly D and Aubrey O’Day. Or at the very least, it’s pretty difficult to keep track of all the rumors that surround their relationship. The Famously Single stars have had a PDA-heavy relationship on social media and now there is speculation that they are engaged since Aubrey has been photographed rocking a pretty big ring.
Recently, there were rumors that Pauly D broke up with Aubrey without her even knowing while she was across the pond filming Celebrity Big Brother in the UK. I have no idea whether that rumor was actually true, but just based on their Instagram accounts, it really looks like these two are having a fun time together. So whether they broke up, had a break, or none of the above, they seem happy now.
A slew of reality stars attended the MTV VMAs last night: Farrah Abraham (in an interesting red carpet look…), pregnantJenelle Evans, Snooki & Jwoww, and more. Did you tune in for the show last night? When I heard they were giving Kanye West several minutes to do and say whatever he wanted, I decided to pass on that ranty mess. I heard Beyonce was phenomenal.
Well, we have made it to the season finale of Famously Single and this might have been the longest/shortest season of a reality show in recent memory. What I mean is that we have only sat through eight episodes, but this seems like more than enough. I guess these “celebrities” can’t stay in a loft banging each other forever though; they all have to get back to errr… uhhhh… what do they all do again?
One person that I do know is gainfully employed again (at least for an episode or two) is resident snooze-fest Josh Murray, who appeared in a promo for an upcoming episode of Bachelor in Paradise. Will Josh bring anything to the table there? Doubtful but hey, a guy’s gotta get paid, right? As for the rest of the cast, I guess they will just fade back into the complete obscurity from which they came. Oh, and Dr. Darcy Sterling has to go back to Vanderpump Rules to fulfill her obligations asKatie Maloney’s stunt double.
If you’re not watching Famously Single, you are really missing out on a highly entertaining Summer TV show. Every episode is entertaining and pretty much the entire cast is romantically linked. I cannot get enough of it.
A big source of that entertainment is reality TV veteran Aubrey O’Day. She is really doing the most to make things work with her and Pauly D and I would not be at all shocked if these two ended up getting some sort of spin off series on E!. If that happens, I would like to take some credit – but anyway, it was another E! reality star who gave Aubrey good advice during a tough time.
When I watch Famously Single, I find myself rooting for Pauly D and Aubrey O’Day to make it as a couple. Pauly seems like the nicest guy and I would love to see him settle down and get into a serious relationship.
If you follow either of these two on social media, you know that they are all about the PDA and the social media documentation of their relationship. You also might know that Aubrey just recently flew out to the UK to film Celebrity Big Brother – which means that she is probably sequestered and might not be able to communicate with Pauly. So if these rumors are true and Pauly really did break up with Aubrey, is it possible that she doesn’t even know about it?
Famously Singleis chugging right along, like the crazy mess of garbage on fire that it is. Speaking of crazy messes, Aubrey O’Dayis dragging her trapped love interest, Pauly D, to get his tarot cards read by resident bohemian priestess/supermodel, Jessica White. Just in case Pauly thought this might be fun, Aubrey makes sure to let him know if the cards don’t turn up favorable, he’s a dead man. Jessica starts displaying the cards and it turns up that they should have sex. Aubrey gloats but that’s short lived – a queen turns up in the cards and apparently, that means there is another woman in the picture. Pauly is saying he can’t date another jealous woman but sorry, Pauly, you’re already in too deep. Good luck with that.
This week’s Famously Single is all about that low-hanging fruit. This group of Singletons isn’t just dysfunctional, but super lazy when it comes to dating. Instead of learning any useful tools on this mess of a reality show, the cast members would rather just try and hook up with whoever is still ripe for the pickin’ in the house. I don’t know how many days they have actually all been stuck together, but I suppose finding someone in the house left to hook up with is like shooting fish in a barrel. Ready, aim, fire!
Brandi Glanville and Calum Best are still dramatically working through another pointless argument about jealousies over their pseudo-relationship. In case you missed it (or in case your brain exploded from all the nonsense) last week, Brandi is upset that Calum said he would go out on a date with someone from the blind mixer, then backtracked and said he would go out with Brandi instead. She doesn’t want to be anyone’s second choice, especially not someone as lame as Calum. OK, I added that last part but you get the idea.
The broken record of broken daters continues on Famously Single and as we start another episode, no one fits into that category better than resident Shallow Hal, Josh Murray (yeah, the guy from The Bachelorette who isn’t even famous enough to have a Wikipedia page).
Josh is flipping through Instagram and complaining to Aubrey O’Day about how women need to measure up to his standards. Aubrey makes a valiant effort to explain to him that what he sees on Instagram is not exactly real, but you can see his beady little fame-seeking eyes glossing over as visions of fake boobies dance in his head.