Can you sing the alphabet? You needn't go far…"A-B-C-D" Okay stop. You have reached the letter that encapsulates this entire blog post. D. As in D-List…if I'm being generous. VH1's Couples Therapy is awesome at bringing the most irrelevant and desperate reality couples together for one last ditch attempt at that fifteenth minute.
This season is no different. Producers have reached deep into their vault and resurrected some folks who are going to make for hilariously awful television. We've got some MTV clingers, a clock wearing rapper (I do love him), and a purveyor of topless ladies…just to name a few. It should be a very interesting mix, that's for sure!
Summer is upon us and what that really means is lots of reality TV! I mean it's hot, what else are you gonna do?! Below is your guide to the June and July 2013 premiere dates for all your new and returning shows.
Hollywood Exes returns for a second season with its original cast, Nicole Murphy, ex-wife of Eddie Murphy, Jessica Canseco, ex-wife of Jose Canseco, Mayte Garcia, ex-wife of Prince, Sheree Fletcher, ex-wife of Will Smith, and Drea Kelly, ex-wife of R. Kelly, as well as one new cast member, Shamicka Lawrence, ex-wife of Martin Lawrence.
Oh my good gracious. Y'all know how I feel about the ladies of MTV's Teen Mom franchise, but I'll let you in on a little secret. I've always held out hope for a slightly normal life for the first cycle's Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra. The couple chose adoption for their daughter on their episode of 16 & Pregnant, and they have faced multiple relationship and socio-economic hurdles with grace and maturity.
Both Catelynn and Tyler came from backgrounds where the cards were already stacked against them, but the pair seems determined to beat the odds. Despite family drama (his jailbird dad married her addict mom–and that relationship was nothing short of abusive), the two graduated high school and started working towards college degrees. Now, they are moving their issues to MTV's sister network. Le sigh.
Courtney Stodden and haute couture just don't belong together in the same sentence, but here goes! Courtney was spotted last night in L.A. as she attended the Shekhar Rahate Haute Couture Fashion Show.
We're not sure how the former Couples Therapy cast member got an invite, but hopefully they gave her a few pieces from their new line because this girl could use a "whole" dress for once.
Let's hope the spray tan didn't rub off on her white dress….
Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are definitely still together. Last week we questioned whether or not these two were on the outs, but they proved us wrong by being spotted having a romantic Taco Bell dinner. Here's Dourtney again, showing us how wrong we were (sadly). They're still going strong, y'all.
The Couples Therapy creepsters attended the Markus + Indrani Icons Book Launch Party, hosted by Carmen Electra, benefiting the Trevor Project.
Bobby Trendy is still around? Who knew?
P.S. Courtney, Pamela Anderson called. She wants her dress back.
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It was recently brought to our attention that Courtney deleted the phrase "Mrs. Hutchison" from her twitter bio. And a quick scroll through her timeline confirms that the last known mention of Doug is on December 22nd when Courtney says he gave her an early Christmas gift.