Courtney stumbled her drunk ass all over London last night, hitting up nightclubs and needing help standing walking as she partied it up (and let her ass literally hang out). Or maybe she was sober and just needs to stop wearing ridiculous shoes when she doesn't have hubby Doug creeping along next to her to hold her up.
After spilling in and out of taxis all evening, she emerged from her hotel with her husband this morning, looking a little more steady on her feet and wearing more clothes than usual.
I didn't realize just how orange Courtney is until I saw her sitting next to her pasty white male companion in these pics!
The UK's Celebrity Big Brother has come to an end, which means Courtney Stodden will be flying home soon. And – prepare yourselves – she's bringing her new BFF, Lauren Harries, home with her to shoot a new reality TV show.
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Lauren spilled the news after the Celebrity Big Brother finale. When asked if she plans to stay in touch with Courtney, Lauren said, "Oh yes, we are doing a program together for Channel 5, I don't know if anybody knows this yet."
The child bride has been over in the UK participating in Celebrity Big Brother and showing off her personal brand of class and sophistication to the Brits. They must be really enjoying the American making a fool of herself because as of last night's eviction…Courtney's still in. With the video evidence below, it's easy to understand WHY they're keeping her around. It's a no brainer!
Earlier this week, they "kidnapped" Doug Hutchison and told Courtney she could see him if she would give up her trashy clothes and makeup and would agree to wear dirty coveralls that literally covered it all. She did it and squealed when she got to see her husband. He gushed at her, ‘I love you. I’m watching you constantly, every waking hour, on TV, on the internet, any chance I get. I’m falling more and more in love with you every time I watch you on TV. You’re an angel.’
Courtney Stodden has left the country, ya'll! The little ray of sunshine made her debut last night onCelebrity Big Brother in the UK. She made us proud by dressing in her finest hookeh wear, complete with her good churchin' heels.
Mrs. Doug Hutchison isn't the only American to do the show this time around. She'll be rubbing elbows (and hopefully that's all) with former Saved by the Bell creepster Screech (aka Dustin Diamond). Courtney is reportedly stepping in for Bobbi Kristina Brown, who bowed out at the last minute. I'm secretly wishing I could tune in for this hot mess!
The best comment on our Facebook post was from Natalie, who said "You're Welcome United Kingdom. Remember no refunds!!"
TELL US – DO YOU THINK SHE'LL LAST LONG ON THE SHOW?
Is there trouble in paradise for Hollywood's cutest, most normal, and highly revered husband and wife duo? I certainly hope not! However, it appears that Courtney Stodden will be spending some time apart from her main squeeze father figure number one tubster hubster Doug Hutchison.
Apparently, Courtney is making her way across the pond to participate in the U.K.'s version of Celebrity Big Brother. The only snag? Doug wasn't invited to join her! Bloody awkward!
Courtney Stodden and her two sizes too small dress hung out with her daddy husband Doug Hutchison at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. this week. Courtney and Doug stopped to put on a PDA parade for the photographers waiting outside before they headed home.
We still haven't heard any updates on the reality showCourtney was filming with Adrienne Maloof's BFF Bobby Trendy. I have to admit that I'd tune in for that. I'm determined to figure out the real deal behind Courtney and Doug's relationship/marriage and I'd consider it research to analyze a reality show based around her. It's sick, I know, but I love a good mystery.
The 2013 EOTM Awards, hosted by Farrah Abraham, were held last night in L.A.
The EOTMs (aka Entrepreneurs on the Move) handed out "accolades presented by the EOTM Radio & TV Network celebrating entrepreneurial achievements and performances in business, philanthropy and the arts (recordings, television, radio, literature, film, directing and writing)".
FormerTeen Mom star Farrah not only hosted the event, but took home an award for Best Inspirational Literature for her tome "My Teenage Dream Ended". No lie. She was also up for "Outstanding Reality Star" (even though she's been off the air for how long now?). Farrah was up against Kyle Richards, Courtney Stodden, NeNe Leakes, Mama Dee, and others.
Also nominated for an EOTM? Gretchen Rossi andTami Roman for "Entrepreneur of the Year". And Bobby Trendy for Emerging Designer of the Year.
No, I didn't type all of that with a straight face.
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