It’s fair to say that it wasn’t just NeNe who slammed the door shut on Kim’s Housewives career but Andy as well (Go Andy, it’s your birthday…). Kim showed up all season emotionally tardy for the party and positivity challenged, and also maybe her brain had been injected with Botox so it froze recollection of all her actions, words, and bad behaviors. How many times did Kim claim something didn’t happen then cut to footage of her saying some atrociously hideous lie?
Unfortunately, Eva Marcille didn’t pop up on Real Housewives of Atlanta until later on in Season 10, so we didn’t really “get to know” her very well, but it seems like there’s a possibility that she will hold up a peach next season.
The Real Housewives of New York star Carole Radziwill attended an event in NYC: “Enchanted Evening” while her co-star Bethenny Frankel spoke at the Dress For Success Be Bold gala, alongside her daughter Brynn.
Other RHONY stars out and about included Sonja Morgan at the Swarovski Times Square Celebration and Dorinda Medley at the opening of Christian Siriano‘s New Store, The Curated NYC, along with John Mahdessian.
At this point the three-part Real Housewives of AtlantaSeason 10 reunion is shaping up to be everyone vs. Kim Zolciak. Sure, there were other topics discussed, but those were just child’s play in comparison to the animosity between Kim and NeNe Leakes.
Plus, it seems like everyone on this show (minus Sheree Whitfield) has it out for Kim. Even Cynthia Bailey– the least shady person in the cast- is upset with Kim after Kim told her to “just be quiet and look pretty” and insisted that she meant that as a compliment instead of an insult. Yeah right…
The Real Housewives Of Atlanta reunion was going so well until Kim Zolciak showed up. I mean, people with feuds as old as their suddenly rejuvenated (and impregnated) ovaries were having civil discussions about those times they accused each other of being prostitutes to one-eyed Africans (do neither Porsha Williams nor Kenya Moore STILL not understand that ‘one-eyed’ referred to the African’s “D” – not that he’s an actual cyclops. Now you know KandiBurruss secretly wrote a “For The D” rap about that…). Then of course with all that peace, love, and Leave Will Alone, Kim Showed up.
Now that girl… Kim looked like she was wearing a Jessica Rabbit Halloween costume. And what on earth is Kroy Biermann doing with his life? He needs a Tabatha take over, because he’s apparently so depressed about being released from the NFL that he’s lost all purpose in life. It’s like the dude followed-up on a Craigslist post seeking personal assistant and wound up working for this crazy person who expects him to just follow around carrying her Solo cups and making sure all her outfits match said Solo cups – outfits he also has to pry her into using tweezers.
During the first Season 10 reunion episode, Kenya admitted that she didn’t include Cynthia in her private wedding because Cynthia can’t keep a secret. She said that Cynthia “can’t hold water.” Now Cynthia is defending herself.
The first part of the Real Housewives Of Atlanta was pretty tame by comparison to what we’ve come to expect. I mean the only things that happened were a pregnancy announcement, blackmail revelation, and your mama jokes. Low-key, right?!
The most important thing about any reunion are obviously the outfits. Apparently if you are a Real Housewives Of Atlanta star the reunion is your equivalent of the Academy Awards. But all the stylists are busy and the only gowns left are the ones no one wants to wear.
What we really must discuss is Porsha Williams‘s crown. Umm… She’s elevated from Princess of THOTlandia (where one’s crowing achievement is twerking in hot pants) to Queen of Delusion. Although she claims to be the Goddess of Good Thoughts or something – good thoughts except when she’s calling Kandi Burruss “Victim Victoria,” Goddess Of Never Letting Go.
Don’t get me wrong, most of that does amount to entertaining television, but it is all admittedly trivial stuff. The (lack of) seriousness of those story lines is all put in perspective given the news that Cynthia Baileywent through surgery to remove a tumor.